#1
and as im pulling up to the drive through this douchbag speeds up and worms in ahead of me. i have anger issues so i got out bashed in his window with my elbow and dragged him, kicking and screaming, from his weeping wife and black son.(the parents were white). now as im pounding this guys face into the drive thru speaker his wife comes at me with a gun. i quickly pulled out my wang and impaled her with it, flung her into the street where she was run over repeatedly, and laughed to myself. now that the black boy's parents were dead i felt it was my responsibility to raise this child as my own and teach him the ways of the herd. so i got back in my car, ordered my food and at the end of the conversation with the drive thru lady, she asks, "are you going to eat that in your car?"

my point is this. is this a weird question for a fast food place to ask or what?
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#2
I call bs lol
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I lol'd
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and as im pulling up to the drive through this douchbag speeds up and worms in ahead of me. i have anger issues so i got out bashed in his window with my elbow and dragged him, kicking and screaming, from his weeping wife and black son.(the parents were white). now as im pounding this guys face into the drive thru speaker his wife comes at me with a gun. i quickly pulled out my wang and impaled her with it, flung her into the street where she was run over repeatedly, and laughed to myself. now that the black boy's parents were dead i felt it was my responsibility to raise this child as my own and teach him the ways of the herd. so i got back in my car, ordered my food and at the end of the conversation with the drive thru lady, she asks, "are you going to eat that in your car?"

my point is this. is this a weird question for a fast food place to ask or what?


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#5
You're just mean. That was totally unprovoked.

Screw you *runs out crying*

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#6
well i live in cali and i think its really weird that we cant use a cell phone in a car but In N Out asks you if you will be eating in the car.
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#7
Yeah I noticed that
(IN N OUT FTW!!!! BEST BURGERS EVER!!!!)

Why would you eat it in the car?
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

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I call bs lol


yea theres no way they asked you that at a drive thru...
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well aren't you a big meanie
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yea theres no way they asked you that at a drive thru...

yeah where else am I gonna eat it? Am I gonna park and get out of the car to eat it
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So what?

We adopted him.
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I lol'd hard. thanks ts.
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That was by far the funniest thing I've read all day.

You win.
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I lol'd hard. thanks ts.



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That was by far the funniest thing I've read all day.

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