#1
Heym
I'm going for a school captaincy soon, and I have to do a speech on thursday.
I need some ideas for my speech that will help connect with people.
Although I'm rather shy and not very outgoing, I've had many people tell me I should go for it, so I'm not biting off more than I can chew here. I just need some suggestions for things that will help me connect and get them to vote for me.

Thanks!
#2
Rick Roll them
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... Why are you preaching in the pit? The pit is for satanic people looking to fap.


Dost thou feelst lucky, punk?
#5
heh heh well its this latest annoying prank like the LOLWUT pear. Someone links something and it takes you to this 80's song .... i forgot the name now.. It's really famous everywhere, so I guess you can imagine how they abuse it in The Pit :P
Quote by ZeBubba!
... Why are you preaching in the pit? The pit is for satanic people looking to fap.


Dost thou feelst lucky, punk?
#6
Quote by thebeast666
heh heh well its this latest annoying prank like the LOLWUT pear. Someone links something and it takes you to this 80's song .... i forgot the name now.. It's really famous everywhere, so I guess you can imagine how they abuse it in The Pit :P

Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley.

It's not very new, been going for a while now.


Try to explain how you will benefit the school by being a captain, and how you will be prepared to go to the majority of the school's events etc.
#8
promise them many virgins. people blow themselves up over that, so im pretty sure they will vote for you at the very thought



Sanity is not statistical
#11
For mine I pretty much said teachers don't give a shit, and you should vote for someone who does, AKA me.

It worked, I ended up being captain.

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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My God, this must be the smartest/greatest guy ever.
#12
i was forced to go as captain
just to make it look like more people were interested
otherwise i would be suspended
granted, i was caught wagging
i got all the votes, but the captaincy went to someone else