#1
OK, here's how this works:
It's similar to the 'Fight for Honour' or anything games floating around the place.

We have to fight each other for the Ultimate Guitar (Whatever you want) using words, until the thread reaches its post limit. Whoever has the guitar when it reaches the limit, WINS!

I'll start:
Sees guitar in shop window. Breaks glass and grabs guitar. Legs it.
Quote by djurico666
I like to think that after all the hardcore dancers were happy they'd succesfully killed the air ninjas during Suicide Silence, Nile came out and made them all go


Quote by bendystraw
Work on playing with your penis. A dick solo would bring infinite girlfriends.
#2
Thinks the thread is stupid and considers reporting it.
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A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#3
Quote by rabidguitarist
Thinks the thread is stupid and considers reporting it.


Right, for what, exactly?
Most threads in The Pit would be reported if everyone did that.
Quote by djurico666
I like to think that after all the hardcore dancers were happy they'd succesfully killed the air ninjas during Suicide Silence, Nile came out and made them all go


Quote by bendystraw
Work on playing with your penis. A dick solo would bring infinite girlfriends.
#5
Grabs the guitar by force and runs away and jumps into the ocean and swims away
Quote by Bartleby
i tune to drop-Z and string my guitar with barbed wire.

Quote by UncleCthulhu
we r all rlaeted bcuz teh bibel sez so we r al innbreads lolo


Prime Minister of Puppets of The Australia FTW Club

One of The 9 Winners of the Official 5th MOD Contest
#6
Intercepts swimmer by helicopter and tows in guitar on lifeline.
Featured on Seven News.
Quote by djurico666
I like to think that after all the hardcore dancers were happy they'd succesfully killed the air ninjas during Suicide Silence, Nile came out and made them all go


Quote by bendystraw
Work on playing with your penis. A dick solo would bring infinite girlfriends.
#7
*Jumps on a fishing boat, grabs guitar,jumps back into the water and gets eaten by a while*

The guitar is gone for good.
#8
Climbs in whale, eats it's balls, takes teh guitar and hides with Bin Ladin
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#9
Finds bin laden and kills him and takes the corpse and guitar and gets reward for finding bin laden
Quote by Bartleby
i tune to drop-Z and string my guitar with barbed wire.

Quote by UncleCthulhu
we r all rlaeted bcuz teh bibel sez so we r al innbreads lolo


Prime Minister of Puppets of The Australia FTW Club

One of The 9 Winners of the Official 5th MOD Contest
#11
Blows up the world. The guitar, being ultimate, is the only thing left intact, so I grab it.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#12
Uses ultimate guitar to destroy all cheap copys of it
Quote by Bartleby
i tune to drop-Z and string my guitar with barbed wire.

Quote by UncleCthulhu
we r all rlaeted bcuz teh bibel sez so we r al innbreads lolo


Prime Minister of Puppets of The Australia FTW Club

One of The 9 Winners of the Official 5th MOD Contest
#16
OOH OOH


Here's the post limit.


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