#1
I'm calling it CelebrityAssWipe .com

Basically the idea is that the site collects information like how much each actor makes per movie. Then break that down to how much they make per second. Then, calculate the average time it takes to wipe the average ass after a massive sh*t. The end result is you find out how much money it will cost to have a celebrity wipe your ass.


If I wanted to make it really detailed, I could factor in time and travel to your location from their location (Say, LA to Boston, etc...) and maybe even for dead celebs we could calculate how much it would cost when they were in their prime. You could find out how much it would cost Marilyn Monroe to clean your mud cutter back in 1961.
Or would John Wayne swab your poop deck in 1956?

You could also factor in sloppiness of your dirt bomb too. And maybe even the variation of how they clean your crack.
A simple baby whip and some powder from Mel Gibson or do you want Paris Hilton to toss your salad?

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#3
actually that is a pretty good idea. dude seriously go make it and maybe you'll get some money
#4
Well, people get bored of math. It's basically putting in numbers and spewing them out. There are already stuff like that about big a crater would be in relation to the size of the asteroid...yeah fun...
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#5
I haven't got the first clue where to start. lol. Anybody wants to make the site, we'll go halvsies on it.
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#6
no.....
the greatest idea for a website ever was runescape
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I'm calling it CelebrityAssWipe .com

Basically the idea is that the site collects information like how much each actor makes per movie. Then break that down to how much they make per second. Then, calculate the average time it takes to wipe the average ass after a massive sh*t. The end result is you find out how much money it will cost to have a celebrity wipe your ass.


If I wanted to make it really detailed, I could factor in time and travel to your location from their location (Say, LA to Boston, etc...) and maybe even for dead celebs we could calculate how much it would cost when they were in their prime. You could find out how much it would cost Marilyn Monroe to clean your mud cutter back in 1961.
Or would John Wayne swab your poop deck in 1956?

You could also factor in sloppiness of your dirt bomb too. And maybe even the variation of how they clean your crack.
A simple baby whip and some powder from Mel Gibson or do you want Paris Hilton to toss your salad?

Tell me this site is amazing. You know it is.

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#10
Haha I'd build a website like that if I had the time...you should go for it, good luck!
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#11
This confuses me slightly, how does that equal the cost to having a celebrity wipe your ass?
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#12
No the greatest idea for a website has already been introduced.

That was the day when someone first put porn on the internet.
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I hope that's a joke


haha, ye it was
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ur an exampple for kids not to do drugs


Youre an example for people to stay in school.


I think that would be a funny idea and legit enough to get some laughs from some big tv stations and stuff. Haha I can see it on E! now...

"UG PIT MONKEY PROCLAIMS THAT IT COSTS LINDSAY LOHAN $345 FOR AN ASSWIPE"
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#17
^^ I commend your "too much time"
I opened this page simply to tell you I hated your idea, because I am, in essence, an asswipe. That's right, the personification of your very idea, just without the 'celebrity' - yet. But, alas, I find no flaws in your theory at all
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#18
Assuming they get paid as actors/musicians/whatever while doing it.
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I concur.

But it is an.. intresting idea..


#21
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I wish that was my excuse, but actually I had woke up from a dream where Stewie from Family Guy was having his ass wiped by Hugo Weaving in a Guy Fawkes mask and I think it cost like... $722 or something like that. And thus, an idea was born!

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This confuses me slightly, how does that equal the cost to having a celebrity wipe your ass?


You estimate their income and find out how much they would be payed per second. Then, you estimate the time it takes to wipe ones ass. Factor in what type of poopie it was (messier will be more expensive) and how they are cleaning it. I suppose if Britney Spears were to lick your ass clean after some explosive diarrhea then to lick would be a certain percentage more and diarrhea would also have a certain percentage attached to it.

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I think that would be a funny idea and legit enough to get some laughs from some big tv stations and stuff. Haha I can see it on E! now...

"UG PIT MONKEY PROCLAIMS THAT IT COSTS LINDSAY LOHAN $345 FOR AN ASSWIPE"


Somebody grasps the concept

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You have far, far too much time on your hands.


Didn't take much time at all to come up with the idea... the execution on the other hand... far out of my reach.
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#22
This is the best thing i've ever read, you sir are a genious