#1
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,422748,00.html

A gang of Satan worshippers killed and ate four Russian teenagers in a sickening ritual.

The Satanists stabbed each of their victims a terrifying 666 times before dismembering their bodies and cooking them on a bonfire.

Russian police discovered the teenager's limbs, hearts and scalps in a pit in the Yaroslavl region around 300 miles from Moscow, along with the dead body of a small rodent crucified on an upside-down cross.


Russia???? a "pit"???? Ug what have you done??

OMGWTF SERSLY?

::runs away::


Don't make fun of me
#2
we've made a fool of everyone
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#3
*makes fun of TS*
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#4
Bah, Minky forgot to dispose of the leftovers again.

Goddamnit.

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#5
Oh, so that's where I left those limbs.
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#6
666 times?

well that's just amateur
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(oh! maybe some one will sig that witty comment! maybe not...)
#8
In Soviet Russia, you do not find teenagers remains, teenagers remains find you!


Sorry....had to be done....
#13
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666 times?

well that's just amateur


I prefer to stab them 667 times. Cos i can.
#14
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TS i wish they would've sacrificed you.


I sacrificed your mother in the missionary position.
#15
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Bah, Minky forgot to dispose of the leftovers again.

Goddamnit.



This is the last time we put him in charge of disposal.

That lad is going straight back on sandwich duty.

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I sacrificed your mother in the missionary position.


And I watched and jerked off.
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#17
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I told you we shouldn't have lit that stupid fire.But no, you guys insisted on cavorting around naked.

Hey, I only took it off because I had to apply some lotion. You all had to go the other way with it...
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#18
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I sacrificed your mother in the missionary position.


It's true. Vagabond is a redneck sex guru.
#19
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Bah, Minky forgot to dispose of the leftovers again.

Goddamnit.



Never send a boy to do a man's job.
#20
You people are sick.

This is a sad story no matter how you slice it.
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#21
in soviet russia the devil sacrifices to you
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#23
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You people are sick.

This is a sad story no matter how you slice it.



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in soviet russia the devil sacrifices to you

Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#24
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I prefer to stab them 667 times. Cos i can.


imagine the comotion if they had lost count
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(oh! maybe some one will sig that witty comment! maybe not...)
#25
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This is the last time we put him in charge of disposal.

That lad is going straight back on sandwich duty.


And I watched and jerked off.


Hey man, I thought you said that was a bird that crapped on me
#26
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It's true. Vagabond is a redneck sex guru.


Redneck?????????????

::ponders::

You got me...
#27
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Redneck?????????????

::ponders::

You got me...



Lovely

*Gets out knife and fork*
#29
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Hey man, I thought you said that was a bird that crapped on me


Yeah, it was.

If by 'bird' you mean 'homosexual', and by 'crap' you mean 'love potion'.
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#30
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It's true. Vagabond is a redneck sex guru.

rednecks in russia???


In Soviet russia, UGers eat you!!!

eh?


/fail
#31
Quote by rabidguitarist
And I watched and jerked off.


Dude, was that you in the closet making that ruckus?

I would've let you join in had you said something.

I would have reachedaround and given you a high five.
#32
4 people as well thats like 666x4=?


must have taken a few days


hate to have been the medical examiner counting all the stabs
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#33
Quote by Vagabond21
Dude, was that you in the closet making that ruckus?

I would've let you join in had you said something.

I would have reachedaround and given you a high five.


You should have said.

I would have come out of the closet and joined in.
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Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#35
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You should have said.

I would have come out of the closet and joined in.

When the police came around, you must have really blew them away.
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#37
this coming from the cobain worshipper ^




at least the pit has branched out anyway
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#38
Quote by carcass255
4 people as well thats like 666x4=?


must have taken a few days


hate to have been the medical examiner counting all the stabs

"Thats a hell a lot of stab wounds, and look at those inverted crosses, they were definitely satanist!"
"so how many stab wounds are there?"
"i'ld say 666"
"k koo"
#39
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You should have said.

I would have come out of the closet and joined in.


I'm sorry, I'll go toss you a salad to make it up to you.
#40
Where is Stepco12345 at?
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