#1
I was doing 61 in a 45 zone. I can go to traffic school to get a reduction on the fine and have no points on my license, though. It was still a shitty way to begin the week. Any other non-law abiding citizens out there?
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#2
no, we are all police officers in training
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#3
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no, we are all police officers in training

except for me.
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#4
Well, I came in here expecting you to be a female who met that special guy... Then I remembered this is the Pit.

*leaves*
#6
Serves you right!
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#9
Well, I did nothing illegal. But some idiot in front of me kept curving into the other lane, so he was like in between the two.
#10
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Well, I came in here expecting you to be a male who met that special guy... Then I remembered this is the Pit, you're obviously not telling the whole story.

*leaves*


Fixed..?
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#11
Ive gone over the limit without realising a few times, aka lead foot syndrome :P

But never been caught luckily
#12
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#14
*uh, enters thread again*

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Fixed..?


No, males can't be popped in the same way. Think about it
#15
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*uh, enters thread again*


No, males can't be popped in the same way. Think about it


Yes they can, just from behind.

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#16
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I was doing 61 in a 45 zone. I can go to traffic school to get a reduction on the fine and have no points on my license, though. It was still a shitty way to begin the week. Any other non-law abiding citizens out there?


Yeah, this guy is straight outta Compton.
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#17
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Yes they can, just from behind.


I don't know about you, but I don't have a hymen up my arse to be pooped.

EDIT: popped, not pooped
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#19
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Yeah, this guy is straight outta Compton.


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#20
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I don't know about you, but I don't have a hymen up my arse to be pooped.

EDIT: popped, not pooped


Mm, good point. Well he could pop a boner in you?

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#21
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I was doing 61 in a 45 zone. I can go to traffic school to get a reduction on the fine and have no points on my license, though. It was still a shitty way to begin the week. Any other non-law abiding citizens out there?

This one time, I went to put a crisp packet in the bin, but the wind caught it and whipped it away, and I didn't even make a third attempt to catch it and put it back in the bin.
I've been in hiding ever since, living off the land.
#22
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Mm, good point. Well he could pop a boner in you?



Alright, that works
#23
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Alright, that works


Yes!!

So, now that we have established this, how was getting popped TS?
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#25
I'm surprised this kid I know doesn't get caught. He flies down the streets at like 90 or more, skids the corners and slams on his brakes. He can get from where I am to ghetto Detroit in 15 minutes.
And he hasn't been caught wat
#26
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Did it hurt?


I bet he bled.. a lot.

Oh and on topic... I can't actually think of anything. My dad is a cop, so uhh if I can count every time I did something wrong I home, I can say I've dealt with the police a lot...
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#27
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Yes!!

So, now that we have established this, how was getting popped TS?


I must say...the thrill of rebellion in the face of authority tantilizes my senses. That and I stuck my hand in my pants before I used his pen...so its good.
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I must say...the thrill of rebellion in the face of authority tantilizes my senses. That and I stuck my hand in my pants before I used his pen...so its good.




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#30
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I must say...the thrill of rebellion in the face of authority tantilizes my senses. That and I stuck my hand in my pants before I used his pen...so its good.

haha

I speed a lot too, just to say I contributed to the thread after all this. I've never been pulled over, only had cops flick their lights at me a couple times.


oh that is great!

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#31
I failed my driving test today. I was doing 40 in a 30 zone. Twice. Woops. I saw empty road and no buildings and didn't have a clue what the limit was, and soon found the examiner telling me its only 30.
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#33
Quote by slowhand91
I was doing 61 in a 45 zone. I can go to traffic school to get a reduction on the fine and have no points on my license, though. It was still a shitty way to begin the week. Any other non-law abiding citizens out there?


I am 16, was doing 170km/h in a 90km/h zone got stopped. have to do community service to work it off. don't know how long i'll lose it for yet, it just happened last week.