#2
Because it's fake?

I dunno, didn't bother clicking, will read naow.
Because you didn't get hired thar.
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#3
Because have you even tried to get a job like that?
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#5
When you are writing top-notch and efficient code for one of the most innovative companies on the planet and you don't have those kinds of nice amenities, you would probably be stressed out a lot.
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#6
If that's true, wow.

But it's almost certainly fake. Pool tables? TVs? Would the employees even BOTHER to work?
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#7
Woah that's pretty cool.
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#8
Well...I don't know one lick of code so

no.
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#10
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If that's true, wow.

But it's almost certainly fake. Pool tables? TVs? Would the employees even BOTHER to work?


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#11
I visited a company that had a lot of that stuff
it seemed like a lot of fun, but they could be over doing it
(something that bothered me were that the cubicles didn't even go above the computer screen; I guess it might be different at Google though)

The slides were really fun though
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#12
Yes its all true. I know of a guy who works in google and he says they get thousands of applications everyday and that jobs there are very hard to get
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#14
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If that's true, wow.

But it's almost certainly fake. Pool tables? TVs? Would the employees even BOTHER to work?


The people who work there work very hard. Someone I talk to online knows someone who works there and says they have a hell of a lot of work to do so it's no wonder I don't work there. Still a badass office though.
#15
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If that's true, wow.

But it's almost certainly fake. Pool tables? TVs? Would the employees even BOTHER to work?


Well Google's still running, isn't it?
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#16
I consider Google my biggest rival for complete domination of the universe. Think about it, they've got mail services, blogging services, map searches, patent searches, a web browser, a chat service, hell, they even have their own verb. They are taking over people's lives. What they don't have is a massive space station with a kickass lazer beam. I've got some little people keeping an eye on them, though. They get to far and KABOOM.

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#17
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Well Google's still running, isn't it?


But i mean how hard could it be to run a self-updating search engine?



There are some downsides to being a Googlite, as part of their GoogleMaps/GoogleEarth hoo-ha they have several hundred Mini Coopers driving around the streets all over the world to capture the face-on view you can zoom right into.

The cars are plain white, have a solar roof and lots of GPS positioning equipment, plus a camera in both of the back windows photographing every inch of every street.

The drivers are in the car for around 12 hours a day driving absolutley nowhere, just random driving!

Saw one of these go past work the other day- and it didn't look like it had a pool table and/or table football in the back.
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#18
wooo, it's in my city!!

I'm definitely gonna try to work there when I have my EE master..

..which won't be soon.
#19
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But i mean how hard could it be to run a self-updating search engine?


Well most of the people there are probably writing code for all of Google's services: maps, earth, desktop, youtube, shopping, etc.

Not to mention Google Chrome.
#20
how awesome would it be to work here? i would definately make it my home. have dates there, drink at the bar there and picks up chicks, sleep there, jerk off in the private cabin areas, get massages, and break the aquariums.
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#21
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Well most of the people there are probably writing code for all of Google's services: maps, earth, desktop, youtube, shopping, etc.

Not to mention Google Chrome.


Then there'll be a huge accounts department, marketing and finance, business strategy and maintenance.

Plus probably dozens others.
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#23
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#26
ive heard its EXTREMELY hard to even have a shot at getting a job there. like for prerequisites you have to solve these really hard math problems before they even think about lookign at your resume. its crazy
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#27
can you work in the nude?????
id get fired for googling to much!
do you think they can even access yahoo on there computers or would it just be banned lol
#28
reminds me of that simpsons episode when the scorpion dude hired homer to make his employees work faster. "Yeah, well a Cot is good for rest and rest is good".