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Writer/Director Kevin Smith, is coming to my college soon doing his classic Q&A (like the evening with Kevin Smith dvds. I'm looking for a good question to ask if I get a chance, and I've been trying to think of something for a while. If you aren't familiar with this person by name, I don't think you can help with that I'm looking for exactly, but I'm open to all suggestions.

After the show, I'll post his response IF I get to ask him a question (which is kinda likely.) And If not, I'll just tell a little bit about what he talked about.
#2
Don't ask any questions, just get him with some...


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EDIT Buttsecks doesn't show up in the link, therefore my post was ruined
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#4
You're a lucky bastard.

Kevin Smith = Pure and absolute win.

Ask him what a Nubian is.
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#5
"Do you also think the actor that plays Silent Bob is hideous?"
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#12
Ask him what a Nubian is.

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#13
"What does an egg-a-mooby muffin taste like?"

"Did you get to do Rosario Dawson?"

and if he answers no...

"Why Didn't you do Rosario Dawson"
#18
Ask him why everything he does (aside from being in the romantic comedy) turns into gold. More or less, ask why he's such a genius.
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#19
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Fixed.


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Jason Lee, Transformers, Porch Monkeys, The Triumphant Return of Jay & Silent Bob, and king Diamond. What more do you need?
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#20
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#21
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"What does an egg-a-mooby muffin taste like?"

"Did you get to do Rosario Dawson?"

and if he answers no...

"Why Didn't you do Rosario Dawson"
Cus his wife is hotter.
#22
ask him how he got ben affleck to actually act well.


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that was very badly said.
as was that.
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#23
god hes awful.
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#24
Ask him if he was locked in a room with Ben Affleck and Jason Lee, who he'd rather eat to survive.
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#25
Faggotsayswhat?

Ask him that ^ : D
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#26
Ask him if he'd like a chocolate covered pretzel.
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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#27
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Jason Lee, Transformers, Porch Monkeys, The Triumphant Return of Jay & Silent Bob, and king Diamond. What more do you need?



Also, the Star Wars v. Lord of the Rings debate where he makes the LOTR nerd vomit, and donkey show!

Oh, and Pickle****er!

You should ask him these two: How often was he actually naked underneath his overcoat when he played Silent Bob?
Why is Silent Bob silent?
#28
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Ask him if he'd like a chocolate covered pretzel.

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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#29
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"Do you also think the actor that plays Silent Bob is hideous?"


you have to do this!

If you want to be serious ask what he thinks about the ratings and publicity banning on Zack & Miri.
#30
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god hes awful.


amen.
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#33
Ask him about Rick ASTLEY perhaps? I hear they are good pals.
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#34
Ask him if he faps with his left or right hand or no hands at all.
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#35
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Ask him if he faps with his left or right hand or no hands at all.

easy there.... rick astley doesnt approve of that message.
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Respect in the pit?

Lol

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#36
OMFG YOU ARE SO ****IN LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not really sure what I would ask him, I would have to think about it to much. But off my head right now I would probably ask him If there would be any chance of a Clerks III
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#37
Rick Astley
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I've been here nearly 4 years now. I get no respect.

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Respect in the pit?

Lol

Pink Floyd is The Best
#38
Offer him a chocolate covered pretzel.

Yeah, I was beaten to it.
I sued Delta Airlines, 'cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it SUCKED.
#39
Aww man.. You're so lucky! I would love to meet him. I love all of his movies D:

Ask him how Jay and Silent Bob are doing, are they still holdin outside Quickstop/RST video?
#40
Ask him how working with Seth Rogen was? Could this be the beginning of a working relationship between them? What are the prospects of a super comedy team of Apatow/Mosier and Smith/Rogen as it seems like an amazing combination.
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