so my friend just hacked into a goverment website and stole 14 grand.

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#1
Well he hacked into the site and heres what his email he got from the fbi said.

This is James Derrick of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, there has been reports of a server at the address http://fsa.gov has been breached by an Internet Protocol (IP address) linking back to you. We would like to formally inform you that this case is being investigated with extreme seriousness and will not be taken lightly. A sum of $ 14,769 USD has gone missing from the atm.fsa.gov server

and unless proven otherwise you are responsible for this loss and will be charged for the theft of it.

Hope to see you soon!
Have a nice day.

James Derrick,
FBI Internet Abuse Department
#4
They have already arrived via black helicopters and knocked his door down if that was so
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copy pasta
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#7
Were it from the FBI, upon opening it, your friend would have just been punched in the face.

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wat

#8
dude.... i just smoked it all.
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Lolz that guy is a noob.

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#9
I'm sure his parents will be proud.
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well he said he blacklisted their i.p i dont know if hes telling the truth or not i have the full msn convo if u guys want it
#16
Did he do it?
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#17
not real.
what address was the email sent too?
its not internet abuse
how would he steal it even if he hacked it.
sorry unless you show me pics
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#18
you smell that?


bullshit!


sorry but if that had happened here the first time he would be getting told about that would be over the barrel of an MP10 sub machine gun after they come bursting through his door, not through an email

lol


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#20
ʝȢŝɧ - ωὼω.Ṩᾆӿύș.Ϟεʈ says:
blacklisted there ip
ʝȢŝɧ - ωὼω.Ṩᾆӿύș.Ϟεʈ says:
and decrypted the protocol and cracked there password.
ʝȢŝɧ - ωὼω.Ṩᾆӿύș.Ϟεʈ says:
using a brute forcer
#21
LMAO

what a load of bull
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#22
plus, you're from canada. why the hell would you be with the FBI? shouldn't you be drinking maple syrup beer and playing hockey with monopoly money?
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#24
I didn't know you could steal money from a server, does it have like a cash slot or what? lol
#25
pics or it didnt happen
anyway now they know who did it.
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don't know why that is funny
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#33
back in Mah Day, we had to hack the Awld Vee H Ess to get that there tellovijin

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ahahaha

BET hes 13??
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That reminds me of a scam post a while back that said this guy had a Squir Strat signed by Hendrix and Clapton except he thought the names were "Jimi Hendrik and Derik Clapton."

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ʝȢŝɧ - ωὼω.Ṩᾆӿύș.Ϟεʈ says:
blacklisted there ip
ʝȢŝɧ - ωὼω.Ṩᾆӿύș.Ϟεʈ says:
and decrypted the protocol and cracked there password.
ʝȢŝɧ - ωὼω.Ṩᾆӿύș.Ϟεʈ says:
using a brute forcer

Looks! Muslim extremists!
#38
did you steal their paypal password?

and since when does the FBI give warning emails?
and even more... why would you tell the pit?
haha but it is a federal crime to lie about something like that.

and why would the fbi have an msn?
i cant think of a good sig....
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ʝȢŝɧ - ωὼω.Ṩᾆӿύș.Ϟεʈ says:
blacklisted there ip
ʝȢŝɧ - ωὼω.Ṩᾆӿύș.Ϟεʈ says:
and decrypted the protocol and cracked there password.
ʝȢŝɧ - ωὼω.Ṩᾆӿύș.Ϟεʈ says:
using a brute forcer

Hay guisee, Get your brute forcers ready its time to Bring it on da Man again!!
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