#1
Like when you pee right when it's about to come out, does it spray everywhere like an uncontrollable firehose?

I'm being serious when I ask this, this happens to me and I want to know if this is normal. Seriously.
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#2
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#3
Yes, my bathroom is left dripping from all surfaces every time I urinate.

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wat

#5
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I reign and terrorise the petty, no longer powerful tyranny of the toilet seat by pissing on it's mutilated corpse.

Are we talking about the same thing here?

I need answers!
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#6
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#8
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Yes, my bathroom is left dripping from all surfaces every time I urinate.


i lol at that one.

and uhmm no not usually. i mean it always go's in the toilet if thats what your saying
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#10
I got a hernia, so my doctor told me not to lift heavy objects.....thus I must pee sitting down.
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Like when you pee right when it's about to come out, does it spray everywhere like an uncontrollable firehose?

I'm being serious when I ask this, this happens to me and I want to know if this is normal. Seriously.


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I got a hernia, so my doctor told me not to lift heavy objects.....thus I must pee sitting down.


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#16
Pull back your foreskin and aim your dick, don't be all PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS everywhere.
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#17
That happens like, 1/8 times I urinate.


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Pull back your foreskin and aim your dick, don't be all PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS everywhere.



Well, us WORKING class people have no time for foreskins.
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#19
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Pull back your foreskin and aim your dick, don't be all PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS everywhere.

I'm from the U.S., there is no such thing as foreskin.
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