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There's this kid in my school who's a dick. An absolute cockbite and a cocky one too. He thinks he's the **** of the walk in everything, and looks down at everyone.

The good news?
He plays guitar.

The better news?
He sucks hardcore.

The best news?
He has a band.

What am I doing?
to lul at bad music.


This is all in good fun, as well. I'm not friends with him, but I just think it'd do him good to get knocked down a few pegs.
#3
That would probably make it worse because He'll think ur jelous.
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#4
HAHA, Yeah this kid sucks ass. Whoever let him pick up a guitar must be a real idiot. Also, his vocals are horrible, punch him in the neck, so we never have to hear him speak again.
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#9
"Just contact us if you play bass"

For some reason that made me laugh.

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#14
I couldn't help but notice Lamb of God is one of their friends.


oh that is great!

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#15
wow this place is a mini /b/ i mean why is that people use this place to settle old sc...................oh good lord.
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#16
lulz did ensue!

edit: the so called solo at the end of born to come was total ear rape!
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#20
lulz did ensue. nice job.
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#22
Lulz, they have ensued.
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#24
HAHA

Man that was awful. How does he listen to his own recording and not realize this?
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#25
Is it me or do they look short? (I'm short too btw).
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#27
I only listened to about 15 seconds but I thought the riff has some potential. Terrible though.
#29
They're good.
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#30
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i don't know how they expect to gig with those small amps and sucky drumming

They have that worked out...

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#31
Quote by VIRUSDETECTED
There's this kid in my school who's a dick. An absolute cockbite and a cocky one too. He thinks he's the **** of the walk in everything, and looks down at everyone.

The good news?
He plays guitar.

The better news?
He sucks hardcore.

The best news?
He has a band.

What am I doing?
to lul at bad music.


This is all in good fun, as well. I'm not friends with him, but I just think it'd do him good to get knocked down a few pegs.


Challenge him to a guitar duel in which the loser loses his soul to Satan. That'll show him.
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#32
my ears...i cut them off after that....

i hate it when ppl like them make a band and are all "omg im in a band we gonna gig and be awesome" when they suck major dick and arent even serious about the music
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#33
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Haha, nah man, I just thought this was too good to pass up. I have nothing against him, aside from his cockiness. He's actually a cool kid, but I just think it'd serve him good as a musician to get knocked down a few pegs. I've had it done to me before, and I thank the kid who did it to me.
#34
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HAHA, Yeah this kid sucks ass. Whoever let him pick up a guitar must be a real idiot. Also, his vocals are horrible, punch him in the neck, so we never have to hear him speak again.

Man, I didn't even let it get to the vocals...
#36
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I couldn't help but notice Lamb of God is one of their friends.


What a fun kowinsidince [sp?(lol)]
im listening to "Foot to the Throat" right now
#37
Lolz, at least their trying.
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#38
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Haha, nah man, I just thought this was too good to pass up. I have nothing against him, aside from his cockiness. He's actually a cool kid, but I just think it'd serve him good as a musician to get knocked down a few pegs. I've had it done to me before, and I thank the kid who did it to me.

youre a moron, doing that will either make hi quit or be even more of an asshole, let him find out on his first REAL gig, dont use the pit as your personal army. if you really want to better him than grow some ****ing balls and go on his page and give criticism, otherwise i dont want to hear it.
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#39
we ARE in SERIOUS need of a bass player!!! So anyone between the ages of 13 and 16, who lives in Central Jersey, who's very skilled at the bass, and would be interested in playing for our band, please contact us!!!


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