#1
so i was just fapping and lo and behold as i was finishing i spewed my stuff and farted like 8 times in a row, it was an epic release tbh

does this happen to anyone else?
#3
Give me back the 30 seconds I wasted reading your thread. NOW.
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#5
Before posting that, what part of it did you think would be funny?
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#6
so i guess thats a no?

wasn't supposed to be funny was supposed to be serious
#7
Haha this thread is awesome!
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#8
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Give me back the 30 seconds I wasted reading your thread. NOW.

It took 30 seconds??
Jeez, it took me like 5.6


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#11
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Give me back the 30 seconds I wasted reading your thread. NOW.

It took you that long to read his post?

edit: I guess I wasn't the only one thinkin that haha
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#15
i olo'd.
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#16
You're 8 years old, aren't you? And when you say fapping, you mean shootin' dust, don't you? (All without looking at profile)


That's what I thought.


oh that is great!

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