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#1
So I'm joining the IDF (Israeli Defence Force), which means having to have a military haircut, which means losing my beautiful hair. That totally sux.
Goodbye headbanging.

Well, um... Any similar stories?



Edit: ...And it's gone.


Edit 2: I made a group.
http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/haircutsux/
Last edited by Shaharz at Sep 17, 2008,
#2
Yeah, I once had to have my hair cut because a girl made fun of me.
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#3
Yeah this one time I joined the IDF (Israeli Defence Force) and had to cut it, sux
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#4
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#6
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Yeah this one time I joined the IDF (Israeli Defence Force) and had to cut it, sux


Yeah this one time i joined the SBS (Special Boat Service) and had to cut it, sux
#8
i once had hair to my shoulders and shaved it for no good reason so **** you and **** the sal-a-vat-ion army!!!
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#9
Yeah this one time i joined the SAS (Special Air Service) and had to cut it, sux
#10
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Yeah this one time i joined the SBS (Special Boat Service) and had to cut it, sux

I once joined the MSS (Moggan Stalker's Society) and had to cut my hair, sux
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#11
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I once joined the MSS (Moggan Stalker's Society) and had to cut my hair, sux


My brother once joined the PDF (Pokemon Defence Force) and had to cut his hair, sux
#12
I'm an active duty United States Marine. I used to rock the dread locks. When I finish my tour, I'll grow them back.
#13
I once conformed to a group of UGer's who had to cut their hair, so I had to cut my hair, sux.
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#14
I always take a military cut but I make sure I get my spikes in front and that I dont lose too much hair!!

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#15
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Yeah the IDF (Israeli Defence Force) suck. Join the PAF (Palestinian Attack Force) - much leaner hair restrictions.

Icwatudidther.

I think this "had to cut my hair, sux" thing is becoming a new meme.
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#16
Don't worry, shooting Palestinian school children will make up for it.

Just kidding. Or am I?
#17
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Icwatudidther.

I think this "had to cut my hair, sux" thing is becoming a new meme.

I once started a new meme but had to cut my hair, sux
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Don't worry, shooting Palestinian school children will make up for it.

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#20
i used to have hair more than halfway down my back, but i got it cut at the beggening of summer, two years of growing it out wasted
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#22
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i used to have hair more than halfway down my back, but i got it cut at the beggening of summer, two years of growing it out wasted

sux doesn't it
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#23
Quote by blair30
Yeah the IDF (Israeli Defence Force) suck. Join the PAF (Palestinian Attack Force) - much leaner hair restrictions.



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Don't worry, shooting Palestinian school children will make up for it.

Just kidding. Or am I?

It's fun, but I prefer to shoot pregnant women. You see, two birds, one bullet.


Don't worry Shahar, it'll grow back in no time.
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#24
I had my ass squeezed by a man who claimed I looked like his wife coz I had long hair, so I had to cut my hair, sux.
#25
hey guys im pimping my wife feel her arse it's still firm and no cellulite, you can have her for one hour under one condition...
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#26
Yeah I had grown my hair long enough that I could grab it with my hand when I reached around my back, down to mid back I suppose. I had been going to the same guy for about a year to get my hair cut. Well, I joined the reserves and before I went to basic training I went in to get it cut off. He looked totally shocked and thought I was joking. He asked if I wanted to keep some, but no, the army was going to make me a new man. But I kept going to him and stuck with the box cut and he'd spend like 20-30 minutes on it for $12 bucks. He always got a tip but damn I miss that hair.
#27
I once squeezed this kids ass and quickly claimed he looked like my wife because he had long hair , so he had to cut his hair, sux.
#28
Quote by Shaharz
So I'm joining the IDF (Israeli Defence Force), which means having to have a military haircut, which means losing my beautiful hair. That totally sux.
Goodbye headbanging.

Well, um... Any similar stories?



You can still headbang....


... you'll just look retarded like Jason Newstead.
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#30
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Yeah the IDF (Israeli Defence Force) suck. Join the PAF (Palestinian Attack Force) - much leaner hair restrictions.



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My brother once joined the PDF (Pokemon Defence Force) and had to cut his hair, sux

Fail.


I've never really been made to cut my hair, no.
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#31
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Solution to all: Wear a wig.


I can't headbang with a wig. It would fall off.


And... that's it. It's gone. No hair.
Dosen't look as bad as I thought, but it still sux.
#32
Yeah this one time I joined the UG (Ultimate Guitar) and had to cut it, sux
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#33
Still have mine.
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#35
I once joined the KKK and had to cut my hair, sux
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#36
one time i joined band camp and I had to cut my hair, sux.
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#37
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#38
This one time I had to join the HDU (Hairdressers Union) and had to cut other people's hair, sux.
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#39
Yeah this one time i joined the BDA (Bald Dudes Anonymous) and had to cut it, sux
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long hair is cool mate

haircuts are for people in concentration camp
Last edited by MangeRamone at Sep 16, 2008,
#40
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This one time I had to join the HDU (Hairdressers Union) and had to cut other people's hair, sux.


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