#1
So right now I have a raging boner cold, and I don't know what to do with myself. What does the Pit do when they are ill? (Besides fapping.)
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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#6
Quote by Tom_hatton
When I have a cold I just eat lots of oranges.



Didn't taste so good.
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#7
HOT TODDIES! You get to get drunk and you wake up feeling better.

Look how happy this lady is about it, except she does them with Brandy and not Whiskey so she fails.

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#8
Quote by Tom_hatton
When I have a cold I just eat lots of oranges.


Why have you gone to Weegee? What happened to Mario?

*Looks disappointingly at Tom_hatton*
#10
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Lie on your back and shriek "I feeeeeeeeeeel... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel!"

Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#11
I have a cold too, don't they blow?

I'm currently using this Zicam spray shit, and it's helping a little. Drink lots of orange juice, basically just get a ton of Vitamin C into your body.
#12
Zicam sucks and doesn't work worth a crap. It's also the most foul tasting stuff on the planet, especially the cough spray. I wan't to puke just thinking about it.
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#13
Rape.
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#14
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Zicam sucks and doesn't work worth a crap. It's also the most foul tasting stuff on the planet, especially the cough spray. I wan't to puke just thinking about it.


It does taste pretty damn shitty.

I don't like it a bit, so when my mom gets back from the store I think I'm just going to have a huge bowl of soup.
#15
Quote by 'Leviathan'
Why have you gone to Weegee? What happened to Mario?

*Looks disappointingly at Tom_hatton*

I got bored so I changed to a Luigi one. But the one I picked sucked, so Carmel changed it for me.
#16
Quote by Tom_hatton
I got bored so I changed to a Luigi one. But the one I picked sucked, so Carmel changed it for me.


Mario looked like an obnoxious little shit in your avatar before; suprised if he didn't have an ASBO.
#17
Quote by 'Leviathan'
I practice the art of Mental Fapping. (MF.)


"mmmm! mmmm! must... concentrate.... mmmm! nnngggg! ngnggaaaAHHH!!!!


ah!"


anyways, I like colds... it's kinda calming... I think...

"I have become, comfortably numb."
#18
i have mono. i win. goddamn girlfriends...
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#19
Quote by muse-ik
i have mono. i win. goddamn girlfriends...

It's not a competition.



However, if it was, I would win because I am the TS.
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#20
Quote by Jackolas
Mario looked like an obnoxious little shit in your avatar before; suprised if he didn't have an ASBO.



Chav Mario!
#22
Quote by archangels666
Chicken noodle soup is like elixir of the gods when it comes to colds.

And it's so damn good!

*Grabs phone*
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#23
i too have a cold
UG's condensed package of adrenaline

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#25
cold+ashthma=feeling like bollocks

i f*cking hate ashthma
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#26
Quote by slayaplaya
Am I the only one here who kinda enjoy colds???

Well, I don't enjoy them, but they don't bother me. I've never let a runny nose keep me from doing anything.

I haven't gotten sick to the point of having to stay in bed in years (knock on wood), but I used to hate it. Lying around all day, not being able to go anywhere, having to watch the same lame daytime TV everyday...
#27
I have the flu, so be glad it doesn't completely suck arse. Anyways, hot drinks and shiz are good for ye. Er, shiz meaning 'stuff', by the way.
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#28
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So right now I have a raging boner cold, and I don't know what to do with myself. What does the Pit do when they are ill? (Besides fapping.)


I'd have left this thread open if you suffered from a raging boner.
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