#1
You are about to get the gig of a lifetime that will launch you into a musical carrer of fame, fortune, chicks galore and you seen a fortune teller (has 100% accuracy in predictions) who said you will be killed in 7 days and the gig is in 8 days what do you do?

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#4
Go to Japan for time differences
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#5
Well, there won't be any fame bringing gig. So you'd have to find fame elsewhere. Killing spree?
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#6
Kill myself before seven days, that'd **** up his statistics.
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#7
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#10
It's obvious.

Bring the date of the gig forward.

Then you can be famous and then you die.
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#11
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You are about to get the gig of a lifetime that will launch you into a musical carrer of fame, fortune, chicks galore and you seen a fortune teller (has 100% accuracy in predictions) who said you will be killed in 7 days and the gig is in 8 days what do you do?

shaggs


Wait, what could you do? I suppose you'd errr... you know, live life to the full for those 7 days.

(Fame, fortune and chicks galore).
#12
Bring the date of the concert forward. Gig and become famous, then kill myself before 7 days is over.
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#13
i'd die in seven days
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Wait, what could you do? I suppose you'd errr... you know, live life to the full for those 7 days.

(Fame, fortune and chicks galore).


And hope you die, because even if you don't you probably will die from the AIDS you contracted from all those girls.
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You are about to get the gig of a lifetime that will launch you into a musical carrer of fame, fortune, chicks galore and you seen a fortune teller (has 100% accuracy in predictions) who said you will be killed in 7 days and the gig is in 8 days what do you do?

shaggs


Rape the fortune teller, leave him/her for dead, tell him/her of my superior penis and then post my experience in the pit.
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And hope you die, because even if you don't you probably will die from the AIDS you contracted from all those girls.


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Bring the date of the concert forward. Gig and become famous, then kill myself before 7 days is over.



beat you to it sorry.

apart from the death bit
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#21
I'd fuck the fortune teller then drive off a cliff.
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#22
Just ignore the fortune teller, she was lying to you.

Or kill yourself. Then you'll have put a blemish on her 100% accuracy rating, provided you do it in the next 6 days.
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#24
i would ask the fortune teller what he/she predicts will happen next...and then say you guessed wrong and kill them...then be famous and live for 3 years after i got famous...but die a day before my 3rd anniversary of my great gig...making it kinda true?
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#25
what about hang about in the living room or go to coles new world and get tons of life savers??? Wait until 8 days is up and party hard!
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#26
Spend the first 6 1/2 days building the worlds greatest amp(like the one Doc Brown builds Marty in BTTF), then cart it round to the fortune teller's house, and use it to demolish the house on them, and melt their brain with the high volume awesomeness of your br00tal crushing r1ff4g3.