#1
so today i was in my math class and this girl was talking to me about mythbusters and this other girl who overheard leans over and goes, "oh have they proven if leprochauns are real yet?"
i felt like i needed to share with the pit
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#3
Wow.

Wow.

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My God, this must be the smartest/greatest guy ever.
#6
They've already been proven real and Kyle had to suck Eric's balls, we all know this story.
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#7
uhh...


she's a dumbass?
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I can't see Jimi approving of this.

Me neither, due to him not being alive and all.
#8
I've heard stupider.
"What's a person who acts called?
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#9
just look at seth green
i just went there and forgot to save (for nerds)
i just went there and got the shirt and post card (for everyone)
#10
Of course they're real. how do you think they make Lucky Charms?
You can't manufacture magically delicious, you need a force of slave leprechauns.
#12
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They've already been proven real and Kyle had to suck Eric's balls, we all know this story.

Doesn't that happen regularly?
#13
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Can you prove they don't exist?

What about Pokemon?



fixxed

and yes i can
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#15
havent you seen that episode already? the mythbusters totally owned that leprochaun
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#16
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Doesn't that happen regularly?


U clearly don't watch south park.
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#17
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fixxed

and yes i can

Ok, go on

Or at least tell us how you would do it
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#18
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U clearly don't watch south park.

Is it that obvious?


I don't watch South Park.
#19
ive heard dumber ones. today i used the jim hendrix quote " when man forgets its love of power and learns the power of love the world will be at piece" (atleast i think it was him) an when i mentioned who said it some kid said "whos jimi hendrix?" and i said "wow, your a dumbass" and he says "wasnt he a nascar driver??"


ignorance>.<
#20
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Ok, go on

Or at least tell us how you would do it


*looks to the left....looks to the right...*

nope nada
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#22
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so today i was in my math class and this girl was talking to me about mythbusters and this other girl who overheard leans over and goes, "oh have they proven if leprochauns are real yet?"
i felt like i needed to share with the pit

There's your problem right there

did you ever stop and think that maybe she was making a joke?
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#23
leprechauns are definitely real!
lucky charms are made by them and they always sit at the ends of rainbows with the gold
except you can't find the end of the rainbow...
damn rainbows
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#24
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ive heard dumber ones. today i used the jim hendrix quote " when man forgets its love of power and learns the power of love the world will be at piece" (atleast i think it was him) an when i mentioned who said it some kid said "whos jimi hendrix?" and i said "wow, your a dumbass" and he says "wasnt he a nascar driver??"


ignorance>.<

OMG HE TOTALI DOSNT NO ABOUT TEH GEETAR? WUT A FALURE AT LYFE. YEW SHOWD HIM
DOWN&OUT
#25
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They've already been proven real and Kyle had to suck Eric's balls, we all know this story.


But it was imaginary!!!!!!!
#26
True situation:

At a bio-research lab on a filed trip, they let one of my female coleagues try out one of those mechanical pippets (the things that are used to transfer small amounts of liquid from one recipient to another).

She holds it in her left hand.

So the lab tech asks, (note, in Portuguese): Are you "lefty"?
She replies: No, I'm Isabel.

Not a question, but the dumbest thing I've ever heard. (Lefty in Portuguese sounds sorta like a name, "esquerdina", but that's no excuse.)
#28
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There's your problem right there

did you ever stop and think that maybe she was making a joke?

it wasnt a joke. if you saw her face after she asked you could tell she wasnt kidding.
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#30
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The other day a girl asked what a solid was.

You should've showed her your penis. Then cummed on her to show her a liquid. Then farted to show her plasma......(I bet you were expecting me to say gas?)
#31
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You should've showed her your penis. Then cummed on her to show her a liquid. Then farted to show her plasma......(I bet you expecting me to say gas?)

If you saw the girl, your penis would shoot up into your chest.
#33
Prove they dont exist.
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#34
Was she hot?

Because that is all that really matters in this thread.
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#35
I went to high school with a girl like that. Didnt know the amish didnt have electricity (there is an amish farm not far from here so everybody here knows that), She thought carrots had bones.....there was so many more, and it got worse but i cant think of them, it was so long ago. She just happened to be a blonde cheerleader too...
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#36
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OMG HE TOTALI DOSNT NO ABOUT TEH GEETAR? WUT A FALURE AT LYFE. YEW SHOWD HIM

I NO DER IZ DIS ONE KID ND HE DOESN'T KNOW ANGUS YOUNG'S BLOOD TYPE ND I WAZ LEIK WTF U FAYLE
#38
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I NO DER IZ DIS ONE KID ND HE DOESN'T KNOW ANGUS YOUNG'S BLOOD TYPE ND I WAZ LEIK WTF U FAYLE


funniest post ive seen all day
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