#2
You know what the difference is between a pit bull and a soccer mom?

One's a rabid, voracious creature. It's often seen biting the hand that feeds it, and will not hesitate to blindly attack another animal for getting even anywhere near its territory.


The other's a Pit Bull.
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I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

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Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#4
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I......could be president??




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#5
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I......could be president??



The detail that makes the picture worthwhile---------------^
Quote by top shelf

I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

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Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#7
I wanna cooter punch Sarah Palin so hard my fist comes out her face.

*for the record, I mean my fist.
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#8
Well crying "sexism" and "racism" has worked in the past in these campaigns, so why not one more time...
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#10
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I wanna cooter punch Sarah Palin so hard my fist comes out her face.


I assume by that you mean ur fist is your dick
#11
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you know, when he's clapping in that scene it's because he can't accept that his wife (actress) might be bad at what she does (because that would embarrass him), so it's not necessarily the most enthusiastic clap you could've posted.
#12
Palin is, mildly put, ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT INSANE.
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#13
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I assume by that you mean ur fist is your dick


eh...i wouldnt touch that woman with a 50 foot pole (aka my schlong)
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#15
For the record, Palin thought it was funny

I dont like any of the candidates for office, but Palin is pretty insane
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#16
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you know, when he's clapping in that scene it's because he can't accept that his wife (actress) might be bad at what she does (because that would embarrass him), so it's not necessarily the most enthusiastic clap you could've posted.


Damn you and your movieknowledge

(I haven't seen it =/ )
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#17
I don't think Tina Fey would ever be involved in a sexist sketch.
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#18
**** mccain he's the sexist one. He's voted against equal pay for women numerous times.
#19
Quote by Glen'sHeroicAct
you know, when he's clapping in that scene it's because he can't accept that his wife (actress) might be bad at what she does (because that would embarrass him), so it's not necessarily the most enthusiastic clap you could've posted.


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I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

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Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#20
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Well crying "sexism" and "racism" has worked in the past in these campaigns, so why not one more time...

Yeah, it's most likely just a ploy to get sympathy from women.
#21
yeah really, all we need to do is give women the idea that it's ok to get out of the kitchen
#22
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#23
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yeah really, all we need to do is give women the idea that it's ok to get out of the kitchen

Exactly
#24
yeah i know right, I shouldnt be allowed out of the kitchen, thats why i have eggs and milk already in my body
#25
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yeah i know right, I shouldnt be allowed out of the kitchen, thats why i have eggs and milk already in my body

EXACTLY!! Women in the pit have the right idea.....You should spread the word to your friends and help them grasp this concept
#26
Quote by NotAGuitarHero
You know what the difference is between a pit bull and a soccer mom?

One's a rabid, voracious creature. It's often seen biting the hand that feeds it, and will not hesitate to blindly attack another animal for getting even anywhere near its territory.


The other's a Pit Bull.


hahahhahahh but ya know ive heard those first 14 words so many times in the past week, even reading it off a page made my eyes bleed causing temporary blindness, so please, do us all a favor and dont try to be funny.




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#29
“The portrait was very dismissive of the substance of Sarah Palin

i laughed at this bit.
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#31
What a joke.

Just like how the McCain campaign was telling Hillary to "toughen up" that she was in 'the boys club" and that she 'Cant cry when Russia is breathing down her back".

All of the pundits who said that about Hillary are now crying for Palin and her down syndrome freak baby and pregnant ***** daughter.