#1
What a good things to say to girls before you are going out with them to get them to like you and notice that your awesome
#4
jus be yourself and dont try to impress them(as said)
i really cant believe you'd bring this to the pit....
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You dont lose your virginity, you voluntarily misplace it.

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You should bottle up all of your emotions till they become a problem that requires professional help.
It's good for the economy.

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#5
Here have a sausage patty, It's high in protien.
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Stop Performing Meathook Sodomy On Yourself
#7
"Excuse me, I'm sorry I don't usually do this but, you're just so beautiful and I have to say. I would kill every person in this room... all of them in cold blood, for just 10 minutes with your unconscious body. And that's the truth"
#8
"Hey, (insert name here)! I play guitar and I'm totally awesome. Wanna go out with me?"

no you probably shouldn't say that, but girls do like guys that can play guitar
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lolworthy- classicrockboy WIN of thread.
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."
~ Jimi Hendrix

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Check out my songs for it

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#10
Women are good for three things, cooking, cleaning and vaginas!

Say that and you're sure to score.
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You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


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#11
Pop your collar and spike your hair straight up and have a cocky/arrogant attitude. She'll love you.
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That is the most Australian post I've ever seen.

Fuckin' oath, fella!!
Quote by 'GoodnightHero'
i absolutely fucking love you.
and it has nothing to do with your lego ACDC fetish.

Strewth, cobber! Good on ya!
#13
Quote by Trefellin
"Excuse me, I'm sorry I don't usually do this but, you're just so beautiful and I have to say. I would kill every person in this room... all of them in cold blood, for just 10 minutes with your unconscious body. And that's the truth"

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I once went in to a public restroom and George Michael approached me for sex. True Story.
#14
Quote by newbie08
Pop your collar and spike your hair straight up and have a cocky/arrogant attitude. She'll love you.

don't do this ^ popping your collar is just about the gayest thing you can do
Quote by brandon369852
lolworthy- classicrockboy WIN of thread.
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."
~ Jimi Hendrix

UG Backing Track Band
UG Rock Opera
Check out my songs for it

Currently e-single. Hit me up ladies
#16
Quote by newbie08
Pop your collar and spike your hair straight up and have a cocky/arrogant attitude. She'll love you.



Oh, yeah. She'll love it.
#17
Quote by classicrockboy
don't do this ^ popping your collar is just about the gayest thing you can do

I'm pretty sure you're wrong. Everyone knows it's the coolest thing ever!!!
Quote by whalepudding
That is the most Australian post I've ever seen.

Fuckin' oath, fella!!
Quote by 'GoodnightHero'
i absolutely fucking love you.
and it has nothing to do with your lego ACDC fetish.

Strewth, cobber! Good on ya!
#18
Quote by VertigodowN
ya dude bring up the guitar thing

not only mention you play guitar, but then also play infront of her. improvise some good solo and/or play some really famous riff.
#19
if you were a president you'd be babe-raham lincoln
"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks."
- Dr. Dre
#20
"Close your eyes, and open your mouth.


Now guess what part of my body's in your mouth!"
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#21
You'd be better off shutting up and listening to what she has to say, or asking her about herself.
#22
haha nice jon lajoie reference floppy. funny shit.

i'm kind of undecided on the douchebag look (popped collars, spiked hair, cockiness, muscle shirts, mandanas, etc). of course you look like an asshole, because you are one. but a lot of dumb girls actually go for that shit. don't compromise your integrity though haha
#24
Does this smell like chloroform?
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why are metal musicians prone to fatness?
Cause there music is heavy.


Writing music is hard D:
#25
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1. Relationship thread.
2. Don't try to impress them.


zomg u haev a dave mustaine avater

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"Excuse me, I'm sorry I don't usually do this but, you're just so beautiful and I have to say. I would kill every person in this room... all of them in cold blood, for just 10 minutes with your unconscious body. And that's the truth"


#27
"I can whammy without a whammy bar."
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Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this. Now I need Cheez-Its.

This was directed to me by the way.
haha
#28
Quote by psilocyndreams2
haha nice jon lajoie reference floppy. funny shit.

i'm kind of undecided on the douchebag look (popped collars, spiked hair, cockiness, muscle shirts, mandanas, etc). of course you look like an asshole, because you are one. but a lot of dumb girls actually go for that shit. don't compromise your integrity though haha




I'm glad someone got it!
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You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


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#29
Quote by InvaderTSN
zomg u haev a dave mustaine avater

ya rly
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"I can whammy without a whammy bar."

"You can use my whammy bar any time."
#31
Relationship thread please.
DANNY

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hey d00d i herd u dont like shred u r a genius 4 thinkin dat. all shred is fukin lame wit no soul u no wat im sayin??