#3
it's really easy. you don't even have to smoke. just try it.
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#4
Listen to them and try to imitate them, stupid.
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#5
yell until you're hoarse, or sing naturally and be happy with how you sing
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#6
eat hot coals
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#7
stick gravel down your throat, it works, trust me*.


*disclaimer, An Epic Mistake cannot be trusted.

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#8
a raspy voice? well thats simple. the voice is all about the throat. to expand theirs they gave head to the big wigs at the record company. if u hear earlier recordings u definately notice a difference.
#9


Seriously though, just purposefully get some sort of throat infection, sucking strangers' dicks will probably get you something.
#13
idk..some people just have soft high pitched voices...

i have a really deep and raspy voice and i'd like to have a softer more melodic voice for singing...but it takes A LOT of work....so just practice i guess...practice your bass notes...and your voice is raspiest when you wake up
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#14
Trying to sing like somebody else usually ends up in bad results, just use your own voice, it will sound better.
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#15
Inhale scream
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#16
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this...is amazing
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#17
Here I made you a sandwich for your trip as you leave the Pit. The great thread of "the ONLY Vocal/Singing tips thread V3.0 emphasis on ONLY" may be found in the far away lands of Musician Talk. There you will find elders who will give you great advice and probably tell you that making yourself sound like Kurt Cobain is very dangerous. Good luck on your long and arduous journey!

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#18
add "heat" to your voice. its easier then it sounds. look up melissa cross. she helps with singing like that and screaming.
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#19
suck some ****, that would be the only way
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#20
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Inhale scream

forget my previous post. THIS....*


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#21
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this...is amazing


this... is also a great way to severely damage your vocal chords.
#22
Smoke a pack of Cloves and drink a 5th of Jack Daniels every day for the next 15 years.

Then you shall be ready.
#23
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this... is also a great way to severely damage your vocal chords.



it was sarcasm
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#25
Assuming you're a teenager, your voice has yet to fully develop. Its easier when you are older.
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#27
eat plenty of ice cream
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