#1
Well, one day we made bacon. Bacon grease went into a pan thing. Accidentally put my jacket sleeve in it. I've washed that shit like three times and it still smells like bacon and feels greasy.....
#3
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Cut off the sleeves?


...or your arms. But what he said is probably easier.

Try setting the sleeves in boiling water. The heat should separate the grease, eventually. Or just totally ruin the rest of it.

Worth a shot though.
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#4
I don't see a downside to having a jacket that smells like bacon.
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I don't see a downside to having a jacket that smells like bacon.

+1
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I don't see a downside to having a jacket that smells like bacon.

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#7
If anyone smells your jacket, do a barrel roll.

Or claim it was worn by Kevin Bacon.

dahdumtshhhhh.

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I don't see a downside to having a jacket that smells like bacon.


+3
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If anyone smells your jacket, do a barrel roll.

Or claim it was worn by Kevin Bacon.

dahdumtshhhhh.

...cricket...

That was truly horrible.
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I don't see a downside to having a jacket that smells like bacon.


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I don't see a downside to having a jacket that smells like bacon.

+9

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#16
In fact, you should probably go ahead and douse the rest of your wardrobe in bacon grease. You will be that much cooler . . . believe me.
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In fact, you should probably go ahead and douse the rest of your wardrobe in bacon grease. You will be that much cooler . . . believe me.

+1, its always good to match
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I don't see a downside to having a jacket that smells like bacon.

+10

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#19
i guess i'll actually try to be helpful. at walmart i've seen a section of cleaners that come in fairly small bottles. there should be a bunch of different kinds, and they're pretty specific as to what kind of stain they're supposed to remove. ive heard they work well though.
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I don't see a downside to having a jacket that smells like bacon.


+3

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