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#3
How do you pee?

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#4
wanna touch my willy?
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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#5
"Bitch, what does that smell like?"
only would make sense if you've seen the Unforgivable videos on youtube
#6
Why aren't you in the kitchen?"
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#8
Don't ask her anything just say:

"Welcome to rape-town: Population... you"

Then stare at her for about twenty or so minutes.
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#9
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"Bitch, what does that smell like?"
only would make sense if you've seen the Unforgivable videos on youtube

i was sure she's seen the videos. she didn't get it.
#11
Ask her what color the inside of her head looks like. She'll try to look back with her eyes, then laugh realizing what she did.

...then grab a hammer and say: lets find out.

But seriously, ask her if she has any STD's/has been pregnant. It couldn't hurt, you know?
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#12
Quote by schecter_guy
i was sure she's seen the videos. she didn't get it.


I've probably seen them enough times to make obscure quotes that people who have only seen it once would never pick up on.
#13
Quote by Bushinarin
Don't ask her anything just say:

"Welcome to rape-town: Population... you"

Then stare at her for about twenty or so minutes.

this! definitely do this!
in all seriousness, ask her "do u liek teh mudkipz??"


i'll leave now
#14
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Does this smell like chloroform to you??


LOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
#15
Ask her if she folds or crumples.

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#16
wanna get laid? try this one.
"so, how are you"?
then smile and try to maintain eye contact.
this is the hard bit, try and look intrested while she jibbers on for a bit.
#17
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i was sure she's seen the videos. she didn't get it.

ahahaha fail
"Are those real?"
#20
"Would you like to go to my room and have consensual sexual intercourse with me?"
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#21
ask her:
Penis?
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#22
How do they put the caramel into the Caramilk?
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#23
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How do they put the caramel into the Caramilk?

THIS!! I don't think even god knows the answer though....
#24
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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#25
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Does this smell like chloroform to you??


**** you beat me to it
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#26
How do lesbians have sex?

I mean, unless they just kind of scissor or something...
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#27
Ask her the ultimate question that has perplexed philosophers since the beginning of time. How does Crash Bandicoot spin so fast?
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#28
ask her what color her toothbrush is

or how often she pees

ive asked my girlfriend both of those
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#31
1. Do you **** on the first date
2. What about the second?
3. Will you cover the tab?
4. How about 50/50?
5. How big are your tits?
6. Can you send me nudes?
7. Do you turn into a slut when drunk?
8. Are you down for a threesome?
9. How about just girl on girl while I watch?
10. Why are you walking away?

I doubt you'll make it that far, so you don't even have to worry about 11-20
#34
which hole to stick it in
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#35
you like my thumb? want to see something ALMOST as big?
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-"Oh Lars, seek and destroy my backside"
-"yeah Kirk ride my lightning!"


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#36
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I want to feel your boobs.

That's not a question.
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#38
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That's not a question.


It is if you put a question mark on the end of it.
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I came at the

-"Oh Lars, seek and destroy my backside"
-"yeah Kirk ride my lightning!"


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#39
Tell her about your gnome warlock and how it's got teh best gear evar!!! Then ask her what she plays and start talking about WoW. It's an instant win when it comes to girls.
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Fuckin' oath, fella!!
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and it has nothing to do with your lego ACDC fetish.

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#40
Quote by newbie08
Tell her about your gnome warlock and how it's got teh best gear evar!!! Then ask her what she plays and start talking about WoW. It's an instant win when it comes to girls.

This is an epic mistake

*looks at thumb one and cries*
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