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#1
Inspired by the "Questions to ask a girl" Thread, I have decided to start this thread.

Well its pretty straight forward, what are the best pickup lines to say to a girl. They can be serious or funny. Also, if you have used them, tell if they worked or not.

I shall start

1.) You know there are 286 bones in the human body. Want another one?

2.) Hey, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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We all desire a little pussy.
#5
If i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put u and i together
Supreme Commander Of The Lolcats Of the UG Army

And that guy, who had that idea, one time


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#6
Have you tried the search bar?
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There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


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#7
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Have you tried the search bar?


no
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#11
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no


Rhetorical question.

There is already a thread on this.
Quote by red18420
There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


Vote here to help me get to BC!
#12
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inb4ragofchloroform

and just ask if you can buy em a drink or somethin.

EDIT: damn didn't read the whole OP


lol, the TS had that in his post.
#13
Wanna ****?
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That is the most Australian post I've ever seen.

Fuckin' oath, fella!!
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and it has nothing to do with your lego ACDC fetish.

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#16
hey babe why dont you stomp on my pubes?
^I S*** you not compadre!


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Wow TS, this is a seriously great, original idea.


Anyway, I'm off, for some reason I have the strongest urge to listen to The Ramones.
#18
Excuse me, ma'am, but I have the strong desire to engage in sexual intercourse with you. Will you do me the honor?

Works every time. Bitches fall for that classy shit.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#19
Life without you is like a pencil without led....pointless.
Life without you is like a knife that cant cut....DULL!
If i could re-arrange the alphabet, id put U and I together.
Do you have a band aid? Cause i scraped my knee when i fell for you.
Nice outfit...i bet itd look better on my floor.
There are tons more...too lazy though.
You cool man?
#20
Hey are you a detective? because id like you to SEARCH for the BAR in my pants.
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#21
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Best one that actually has a chance of working?

"What you drinking?"


Agreed that is THEE best line.
#22
I think I'm drunk enough to bone you.

You're not nearly as ugly as most of the girls I bang.

One time, I touched Petrucci.
#23
how about one i heard the other day.

fancy coming back to my new place and tesing out the mattress
#24
Hey, im doin a survey on how vaginas taste, want to take part?
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for that you get the tower of lulz, with which you can reach the lulgods
#25
1. FAT PENGUIN sorry i just had to say something to break the ice
2. (this is lame) is there a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in your pants
Pull my finger

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me:"...yes... why?"
"Do you want to have it?"
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"Oh.. okay.. good night"

haha

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#26
I may not be Fred Flintstone... But I could make your bed rock.

or.. never fail.

Hey, fancy a drink?
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#27
Bad pickup line: you're ugly and you smell.


or: I like your clothes, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#29
Hello. I wish to have sex with you. If you turn me down I will rape you and slash your face with a razor.
#31
You're like mountain dew, because I'd so dew you. (lame)
Pink Floyd is Teh Best


Xbox Gamertag = Nick Schro

Lets blaze, put this in your sig if you want to get high
#32
Quote by Jericho114
Have you tried the search bar?


this.

if it doesnt work... then post a thread about it.
If looks coud really kill,

then my profession would be staring.

#34
in the previous thread about his, someone posted the following pickup line, and it is perhaps the best one ever:
Hey baby, are your parents retarded? Cause I think you are special.
#35
i think you dropped something. My jaw. haha
Let's play army, i'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
"Sex, Drugs, and Rock n Roll,
Speed, Weed, and Birth Control,
Life's a Bitch Until We Die,
So F*ck this World,
Let's All Get High"



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#36
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1. FAT PENGUIN sorry i just had to say something to break the ice
2. (this is lame) is there a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in your pants


HAHA The second one is just amazing.

VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#37
Hey baby wanna use my search bar?
Hey, why don't we turn on my large hardon collider and try to recreate the big bang?(an original I'm working on).
#38
hey baby, wanna ****?
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you again


damn i could've done a much better response for ntchode 'Owner of UGs hugest penis'
#39
My Uncle (who is an alcoholic) walked up to a woman in a bar and said "You sure are a pretty Bitch" in a real bad hillbilly accent. The sad part is it worked. She said thank you and they talked awhile then she went home with him. I think she was drunker than he was.
#40
how much does a polar bear weigh??? enough to break the ice

OR

*walk over to a lady with a drink with ice in*
drop an ice cube on the floor and once its smashed say "now that i've broken the ice you wanna go out some time?"
Happy birthday Slash
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What do you think the odds are that he'll read this...?

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Last edited by Vintage_Axe at Sep 17, 2008,
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