#1
okay so today i was at work and theres a Rubios mexican grill across the parking lot and today was "taco tuesday" so one of the other employees brings back some fish tacos and i ate my two and i was fine until like an hour ago. i havent gotten off the sh*tter in like over an hour.

similar stories?
relief suggestions?
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so you're at the shitter right now?



yeah drink water
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^haha yeah im just sitting here with my laptop between, what i believe contractions feel like
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A ninja once killed a Samurai lord by hiding in the latrine and then shoving a katana up the samurai lords ass,

think about it, a man who follows a strict code of honour being stabbed up the ass by a scummy ninja who was crawling around in some shit

Dont go to the toilet again if you value your life
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A ninja once killed a Samurai lord by hiding in the latrine and then shoving a katana up the samurai lords ass,

think about it, a man who follows a strict code of honour being stabbed up the ass by a scummy ninja who was crawling around in some shit

Dont go to the toilet again if you value your life


I doubt ninjas would be able to fit into modern day toilets.

Port-a-potties on the other hand....
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A ninja once killed a Samurai lord by hiding in the latrine and then shoving a katana up the samurai lords ass,

think about it, a man who follows a strict code of honour being stabbed up the ass by a scummy ninja who was crawling around in some shit

Dont go to the toilet again if you value your life


Some may not agree, but that method of death is quite epic.
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You should sue the place you got the tacos from.
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A ninja once killed a Samurai lord by hiding in the latrine and then shoving a katana up the samurai lords ass,

think about it, a man who follows a strict code of honour being stabbed up the ass by a scummy ninja who was crawling around in some shit

Dont go to the toilet again if you value your life


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It happened in the 1600's in feudal japan, I don't think there are any "pics"
I just read about it in a book I have about japanese warriors
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Maxwell murder for youuuuu!

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F*ck drinking water. Isotonic drinks are what you need. You lose a lot of salts when you have the sh*ts that need topping back up again.



this

but not loads, coke is actually better then isotonic drinks for dehydration but in would say drink a mixture of both. isotonic to top up the salts and coke to get you hydrated again.

and to anyone who thinks i am bs about coke, coke alters the water potential and therefore causes more water to enter into cells within the body so therefore is useful when dehydrated.

but dude, unlucky, just be sure not to get sh!t on your laptop
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this

but not loads, coke is actually better then isotonic drinks for dehydration but in would say drink a mixture of both. isotonic to top up the salts and coke to get you hydrated again.

and to anyone who thinks i am bs about coke, coke alters the water potential and therefore causes more water to enter into cells within the body so therefore is useful when dehydrated.

but dude, unlucky, just be sure not to get sh!t on your laptop


Too bad coke is a diuretic that actually increases the amount of water you piss out eh? So no, coke is f*cking stupid to drink when dehydrated.
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Too bad coke is a diuretic that actually increases the amount of water you piss out eh? So no, coke is f*cking stupid to drink when dehydrated.



you piss of mor water due to the amount spare.

how diluted your piss is just means how much excess water, if your piss is really dilute, like it is when you have coke, it just means you have plenty of excess water.

and also you ever been to the doctors when ill, they suggest having flat coke to keep you hydrated, flat cos the bubbles could effect you iff ill.
#18
This thread is the exact reason I refuse to EVER eat a fish taco.

Not only that but it sounds fukking foul anyway.

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you piss of mor water due to the amount spare.

how diluted your piss is just means how much excess water, if your piss is really dilute, like it is when you have coke, it just means you have plenty of excess water.

and also you ever been to the doctors when ill, they suggest having flat coke to keep you hydrated, flat cos the bubbles could effect you iff ill.


Wow, you really are retarded aren't you?
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you piss of mor water due to the amount spare.

how diluted your piss is just means how much excess water, if your piss is really dilute, like it is when you have coke, it just means you have plenty of excess water.

and also you ever been to the doctors when ill, they suggest having flat coke to keep you hydrated, flat cos the bubbles could effect you iff ill.


Coke is a diuretic. A diuretic chemical is something that promotes the rate of urination. Coke contains caffeine and glucose- two diuretics that fall into the categories xanthines and osmotic diuretics respectively. If you take two people with exactly the same output of urine at normal, and give one water and the other coke of the same volume, the person drinking coke will piss more. Not only that, but the xanthines inhibits sodium reuptake by the kidneys, which is something you do NOT want when you're shitting rivers out your ass. When you drink coke, you lose blood plasma volume due to the fact that it's a DIURETIC THAT IS PROMOTING THE PROCESSING OF WATER IN THE KIDNEYS. Drink too much coke, your bloodstream loses it's water content and becomes thick as f*ck.

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F*ck drinking water. Isotonic drinks are what you need. You lose a lot of salts when you have the sh*ts that need topping back up again.

Saying this, Lucazade is not recommend. They got it on their bottle that, though it's isotonic, it's not good for hydration if you've had diarrhea.
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Saying this, Lucazade is not recommend. They got it on their bottle that, though it's isotonic, it's not good for hydration if you've had diarrhea.



Pedialyte.
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#22
Dioralyte is my stocking up of ions sachet of choice. That was a lifesaver on my India trek. I really should start saying dioralyte instead of isotonic drink... it's second nature for me to call a sachet dissolved in water an isotonic drink.
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