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You guys know how it is sometimes when some guy who can play three chords on an acoustic impresses girls more than a genuinely talented shredder, Which songs do you guys reckon are songs which take heaps of skill and are overflowing with awesomeness
and if this were a just world would blow the guy with the accoustic out of the water when you can play them, on the impressing girls( or guys if your a girl( unless your a lesbian mmmmm)) front?
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I always find a quick rendition of "Choking on Defecation" by Prostitute Disfigurement gets the ladies lubed...
#3
Play Stairgay to Gheyvan.
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Paganini's 24th Caprice. Putting a twist on the guy your talking about's iv v i progression and replacing the iv with a Neopolitan 6! That's bound to get her wet.
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The solos in Children of Bodom's Kissing the Shadows.
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uh
jack johnson...
that is provided you can sing...
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play a dimebag solo, the great southern trendkill preferably. You'll look kick ass
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Machine Head - Halo

Some fancy finger work there
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#11
Which songs SHOULD impress the ladies?

Any that I play.
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play a dimebag solo, the great southern trendkill preferably. You'll look kick ass


yea "Floods" solo is great if your playing Dime and theres lots of emotion in that solo so girls like that i guess. you could try playing some stupid poppy bands sh*t (mainstream radio bands) because she'll most likely know the song but that's only if your willing to stoop to that level.. i think alot of jimi hendrix's stuff has nice melodies girls would like. songs like "bold as love" or "little wing", or actually play and sing foxy lady..that should make her feel ..foxy.. but dude..ask girls what songs they like..if they're good, and not pop-sh*t learn them.
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Cemetery Gates...it always works fine with the ladies
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#16
oh and if you like Killswitch Engage, you could always try "My Curse" alot of girls i know that dont really like metal, know and like the song (cuz its in guitar hero -_-), and has clean melodies she'll like and pounding riffs you'll like..im not too much of a fan myself but thats just me..anyways hope this helped. good luck dude..
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play a dimebag solo, the great southern trendkill preferably. You'll look kick ass


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... like someone said before the solo from Floods is kickass ....
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You can never-ever impress girls with your electric guitar when some dude with an acoustic is around.

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whip out some steve vai (for the love of God, firewall), you might as well be boning her there and then
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Just play canon rock
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#23
Taylor - jack Johnson
Angelica - Tommy Emanuel

but the intro for Taylor is the only 'skillful' bit of it.
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... like someone said before the solo from Floods is kickass ....


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i find rylynn works just as well

or anything by newton faulkner.
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#26
Tesla - Love song. Works for me. Nice classical intro, good solo, lots of soul.

Of course, depending on your age, she may not know it. But that's cool too, cuz she won't know what it's supposed to sound like and you can play it how you want.

Another good Tesla song if you want to go the acoustic styled route - Paradise

Dude - Just sell out, play the acoustic stuff, tap that a$$, then go hang out with the beers and bros and shred some Dime.
#27
If you have a penis, you can impress a girl. Balls will gain additional points. You really don't need songs, just whip out little petrucci and slap him against the strings.
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scarified!

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whip out some steve vai (for the love of God, firewall), you might as well be boning her there and then


personally for this i would actually go for tender surrender.
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LMAO!! dude your the shit! your bound to win any woman over with lyrics like : "Whats your favorite posish? That's cool with me its not my favorite but I'll do it for you.."
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I larff at the Dimebag fellation going on here.

Learning Wierd Fishes/Arpeggi by Radiohead at the moment, sounds sexual on an acoustic.

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#32
The last girl who slept with me did so because of my rendition of Heart Shaped Box on an acoustic.
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i find rylynn works just as well

or anything by newton faulkner.


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#34
best way to impress a girl is to write a song about them, even if its shit it always hits a soft spot
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#35
why does this always come back to being a talented shredder? do you need to play fast to impress?

personally i think chuck some SRV stylings in with a well played rendition of Lenny XD noone in my area would have any idea what it is and just assume you're playing random stuff then playing with the whammy bar.
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#36
i always believed that it was the singing that impresses the girls and the guitar playing's sorta the sidedish.

i say something like Starry Night by Joe Satriani or something
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#37
playing guitar for other guitarists / musicians and playing guitar for people who don't know jack are vastly different.

to impress geetarists you'd have to crank out vai or summat.
to impress 'normals' all you'd have to play is smoke on the water. just the riff mind.

stop obsessing over how to impress chicks with your guitar prowess.
i think you'll find most of them don't give a ****.

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#38
somehow playing electric without a band or a drummer to anyone but myself never seemed a good idea to me. maybe that is your problem. when you play to a non-guitarist they wont care how good you can shred, girls are impressed by the fact that you learned the song for them (if you did) or that you are a musician, an artist and to most of them the hunk who plays 3 chords on acoustic seems more of an artist than the guy who can shred like crazy or even blast out a soulful blues solo its totaly different when you play with a band and a girls is listening because then you play Music - one of the most beautiful things on earth, not just guitar. if you do that you might just get laid.
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