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#1
yet again... im turning to the pit for advice.

Basically a woman wants my mate. He doesnt want her. They will both be together at a party soon.

so pit, without resulting to chloroform... how do we save him from mouth rape?

We were considering setting her loose on someone else (who i dont think is too keen on her), but how would we get this plan to succeed?
If looks coud really kill,

then my profession would be staring.

#2
Is she hot?
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#5
is she hot?
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#7
Is she hot?


Also, your mate could just tell her that he doesn't wish to insert his penis into her vagina.
#8
Quote by R_H_C_P
Is she hot?


decent at best, but slightly kinda dirty, and unwanted?
If looks coud really kill,

then my profession would be staring.

#9
Quote by SmarterChild
Is she hot?


Also, your mate could just tell her that he doesn't wish to insert his penis into her vagina.

this
#10
Quote by rizo299
Hide her in a wardrobe/closet.
Chain up the door

Its worked for me before.


Fixed.
#11
i'll do her, i'm desperate for poon. hence ug.
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id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
#13
Quote by LordBishek
Just start making out with your friend.

She probably will lay off him when she sees this.

Or she'll go for a threesome. Profit!


Well, as long as your balls don't touch.
#14
Quote by LordBishek
Just start making out with your friend.

She probably will lay off him when she sees this.


well you would think so
but most likely she would join in.
If looks coud really kill,

then my profession would be staring.

#16
Quote by cegs
well you would think so
but most likely she would join in.


What about covering her in catnip, and then allowing a load of neighbourhood strays into the house? It would be over in seconds.
#20
i've just realised, you said 'save him from mouth rape.'

is your friend in a wheelchair? is he paralyzed? can he not speak to say 'no **** off'???
get the lazy **** to sort it out himself
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I only judge people based upon the color of their skin.


Quote by Kilty Boxers
id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
#21
you kids dont know who im dealing with. she would stop at nothing. im pretty sure even kneecapping her wouldnt be a deterrent..
Last edited by coffee_and_tv at Sep 17, 2008,
#22
Quote by nimrod_hahahaha
i've just realised, you said 'save him from mouth rape.'

is your friend in a wheelchair? is he paralyzed? can he not speak to say 'no **** off'???
get the lazy **** to sort it out himself

For some reason, I just became very aroused...
#23
Quote by coffee_and_tv
:LOL: you kids dont know who im dealing with. she would stop at nothing. im pretty sure even kneecapping her wouldnt be a deterrent..


Oh so it's you? Grow some balls and tell her:


"NO"


If necessary, We can mail "NO U!" guy to you.
#24
Quote by LordBishek
Oh so it's you? Grow some balls and tell her:

"NO"

If necessary, We can mail

to you.


a simple "no" doesnt get through to some people.

id have though youd know that, being a serial rapist and all
#25
Quote by coffee_and_tv
a simple "no" doesnt get through to some people.

id have though youd know that, being a serial rapist and all


Well then do what I do, and just beat the shit out of them.

Maybe consider amputation? With a chainsaw?

JK. Make sure you're never alone, and send her a text detailing explicitly why you don't EVER want to see her near you?
#26
Quote by LordBishek
Well then do what I do, and just beat the shit out of them.

Maybe consider amputation? With a chainsaw?

JK. Make sure you're never alone, and send her a text detailing explicitly why you don't EVER want to see her near you?


maybe if i cut off my ****...

nah im not a fan of the bitchy text, and still wanna be friends, yknow?

i figure the best course of action is to just go mack someone else before she gets the chance


edit: this forum has censoring? i try to say c o c k and it blanks it out..
#27
Quote by coffee_and_tv
maybe if i cut off my ****...

nah im not a fan of the bitchy text, and still wanna be friends, yknow?

i figure the best course of action is to just go mack someone else before she gets the chance


edit: this forum has censoring? i try to say c o c k and it blanks it out..


Oh U playa.
Heh, I'll send you my address, pass it on to her if she still needs some loving.
Last edited by LordBishek at Sep 17, 2008,
#28
Quote by LordBishek
Oh U playa.


you know it, babe. just join the line - youll be able to get a piece of this once im done with the rest
#29
Quote by coffee_and_tv
you know it, babe. just join the line - youll be able to get a piece of this once im done with the rest


i'm not sure it's worth the wait...
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I only judge people based upon the color of their skin.


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id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
#30
Quote by coffee_and_tv
you know it, babe. just join the line - youll be able to get a piece of this once im done with the rest


How dare you



I already have a boyfriend.
#31
Tell a boy nearby that this girl fancies him. Tell the girl the boy fancies him. They both will think the other fancies them. Leave them together in the confusion. If they've both been drinking, who knows what will happen? This is when you and your mate leave. If your mate is a metaphor for you, TS, just remove all contact with her from your life. Block her calls, MSN/AIM and everything. Make sure she cannot contact anyone.

Oh, and rape her mum. There.
#32
I dont understand what the big deal is, just dont kiss her? When girls are drunk its really not that hard to just push them away when they go in for it.

But you might as well let her suck your penis, because it doesnt matter too much if she aint fit, you could even offer her a paper bag.




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#33
Quote by nimrod_hahahaha
i'm not sure it's worth the wait...


oh it will be.. it most definitely will be

Quote by LordBishek
How dare you



I already have a boyfriend.


#34
Quote by metallinutter
Tell a boy nearby that this girl fancies him. Tell the girl the boy fancies him. They both will think the other fancies them. Leave them together in the confusion. If they've both been drinking, who knows what will happen? This is when you and your mate leave. If your mate is a metaphor for you, TS, just remove all contact with her from your life. Block her calls, MSN/AIM and everything. Make sure she cannot contact anyone.

Oh, and rape her mum. There.


this

the only logical answer
'your friend' = you
if the above equation is true then DO IT FAGGOT!!
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#35
Quote by cegs
yet again... im turning to the pit for advice.

Basically a woman wants my mate. He doesnt want her. They will both be together at a party soon.

so pit, without resulting to chloroform... how do we save him from mouth rape?

We were considering setting her loose on someone else (who i dont think is too keen on her), but how would we get this plan to succeed?


Honesty might just work? Just maybe?

Although it won't cause this is The Pit
#36
Quote by druz15_UG
this

the only logical answer
'your friend' = you
if the above equation is true then DO IT FAGGOT!!


read the rest of the thread.
it was established that it wasnt me =P
If looks coud really kill,

then my profession would be staring.

#38
Quote by cegs
read the rest of the thread.
it was established that it wasnt me =P


read what I wrote properly

if the above equation is true then DO IT FAGGOT!!
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#40
Quote by coffee_and_tv
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