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Open FL8.

Hit "F1" or go to Help > Contents.

Search for "Timebase" on the index tab of the help screen.
Irrelevant quote from obscure person
Obnoxious statement regarding size of e-ween
Italicized text indicating bandwagoning masquerading as deep thought
ASCII graphic that will take over the world if you put one in your signature
Made up statistic