#1
i was thinking about it today when i was taking a crap but anyways which way do you wipe ur ass> from the top of the crack down? side to side ? or bottom to top....its perplexing when you actually think about it
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#3
bottom to top.
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#5
I just scrunch my hand into a fist, and rub it all over my ass, then lick my hand clean, and repeat. Why do you ask?
#6
I don't wipe
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#8
I use rocks, oh and i wipe clockwise, and counterclockwise during full moons
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#11
Well after squeezing a mud monkey from the depths of the hole between my two harry ass cheeks, I generally wiggle my ass first to release anything that might have gotten stuck on its way out of the jungle. Then I take a piece of toilet paper, fold it and lightly place it on the skin behind my balls and between my ass. At this point I put my fingers together under the piece of toilet paper and start moving it towards my cornhole. I use my self-constricted fingers to really get in there deep and dig out anything I might miss. I repeat this step a few times, sit there for a few more minutes and decide to flush and tidy up.
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#12
I wipe bottom to top, unless its wet, then I wipe top to bottom, so it doesn't get on my sack.

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#16
I take a dump on the floor then get my owner to clear up afterwards.

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#18
i've just ate a tin of beans,
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#21
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I use 3 little sea shells

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Best movie reference ever
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#23
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I use 3 little sea shells

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haha demolition man? or whatever...sly stallone...frozen...blah blah...great movie reference!

and to answer the question...i just shove some TP up my ass and twist it
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#28
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I poke my finger through a square of toilet paper, then use my finger to clean my assh0le and the toilet paper square to clean the finger :-D


That's the smartest thing I heard all day! I personally wipe side to side.
#29
i get smarterchild to do it
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#30
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i get smarterchild to do it

Pretty much.

And when I wipe my mouth afterwards, I wipe from bottom to top.