#1
For Spanish I have to write up a family tree, due tomorrow. The only requirement is that it has to be in Spanish, so basically it can be anything. Meaning it doesn't even have to be people who are actually related to me.

So help me come up with some people or a theme I can throw in. Please try to stay away from guitarists, that's generic. I was thinking black people or serial killers.
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#4
marry Sarah Chalke

(if you don't know who that is....it's elliot from Scrubs)
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#5
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marry Sarah Chalke

(if you don't know who that is....it's elliot from Scrubs)


Of course I know, Scrubs is my favorite show.
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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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#6
Have Bob Marley at the top somewhere.

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#7
Hitler and Stalin were your two gay fathers. Yes, you were adopted.
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#8
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EDIT:

Brian Pimento!


Who?
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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.


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#10
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Brian Peppers, you silly goose.



Haha, I doubt anyone would know who Brian Peppers is. I suppose I'll have to put in his picture.
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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.


Parker Nitefly Mojo sonnn
Jackson DK2M Dinky
Carvin Legacy
Fender Blues Jr.
Roland Cube 30X
#13
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Chuck Norris is your dad.


How about Shakira as mother? I reckon Chuck could have her.
#14
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How about Shakira as mother? I reckon Chuck could have her.


...Roundhouse hips to the head?

I almost WANT them to have children now, just cuz.
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that is one goddamn shiny mother****ing toaster you have there
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#15
Just copy the royal family. Easier than having to think. Wikipedia FTW.
#16
Nurse Joy as your mom, and I think Chuck Norris as your dad.

Take that Brock you bumbling pussy!
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#18
Go with the Serial Killers idea.
But throw Dave Mustain in there somewhere.
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#19
i put the quaker oats guy in my family tree for french class
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#20
Claudio Sanchez is Puerto Rican, use him!
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#21
how bout that crazy Uncle Jim Gaffigan (Tu tío Jim Gaffigan)

[EDIT] i have to do something like this too. except i don't think we can use celebrities, and we have to make a long powerpoint of it.
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