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#1
Okay so I was at a party with a couple of my friends last weekend (most of them girls) and i was talking to one of them i havnt talked to in like 3 months. We talked all night, and hooked up a little bit. I cant get her out of my head, I constantly have butterflies now. And whenever i see her now, i feel really weird, like iv'e never felt before. I get really happy and all my problems melt away. Is this common? Whats going on?
#2
She obviously laid eggs inside your nose. The little alien maggots have hatched and are preparing to take control of your brain.
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#3
Someone is in love.... uh oh.
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#5
It's called infatuation.

This is what we term the phenomenon of wanting to bone a specific girl above all others.
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#7
you are going through puberty. get used to it.
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#9
You probably have cancer. It happens.
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#10
You are either in love or have aids. Chuck Norris is associated with the put so you are allowed to choose.
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#14
The parasite is eating away at your insides.
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#15
You like her, perfectly common.

honestly, you couldnt figure that out for yourself?
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#16
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It's called infatuation.

This is what we term the phenomenon of wanting to bone a specific girl above all others.

I love the Pit.
Seriously, I'm lol'ing at this whole thing. Don't worry, it'll pass in a couple months and you'll realize what a horrible mistake this whole thing was.
If you don't want that to happen, hurry up and tell her how you feel already!
#17
maybe u like her?
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#18
ugh!! There are way to many 12-15 year olds here. Someone should make an informational thread about PUBERTY!!!
(sorry TS if you're not 12-15)
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#19
ya theres something wrong with you, you get to talk to a random girl and hookup wiht her while the rest of us stay at home watching porn, by which i mean me.

your a mutant.
#20
come on you answered the question yourself.... DUH its butterflies inside your stomach. They were placed there when you were with the girl and whenever mother comes near they fly around giving you the strange feeling.
#22
congratulations, you came to the pit searching for comfort and found what you deserved.

The blue monkeys from the wizard of oz are now raping your brain.
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#23
I hope you are prepared to never be in control of your heart, mind, or penis, ever again.

At least, your pain will be short-lived. The maggots in your brain will go to your eyes first (that always sucks) but normally after that they sever the jugular from the heart, and it is pretty quick and painless after that.
#24
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It's called infatuation.

This is what we term the phenomenon of wanting to bone a specific girl above all others.

This ^^
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#26
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The butterflies in your stomach are going to burst out while you're in class, spraying your intestines all over your desk,


No they will not /sigh

He just got pregnant by her and when the butterflies finally reach a certain size he will give birth to them through the anus. Someone didn't teach you the birds and the bees.
#27
the feeling is that u want to be inside of her.. perfectly normal just stick it in her pooper and youll feel completely relieved. congrats dude you have a f**k buddy!!!
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#29
It's simple. You have a malignant spindle cell tumor. You're going to die tomorrow.
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Idk, that was just funny.

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#34
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She obviously laid eggs inside your nose. The little alien maggots have hatched and are preparing to take control of your brain.

Thats it.
#35
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She obviously laid eggs inside your nose. The little alien maggots have hatched and are preparing to take control of your brain.


no no no. They are going to take control of his penis. Much more important.
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#36
You have butterflies? Buy some Raid and put a bug screen on the door.
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#37
I laughed quietly to myself twice because of this thread. Three stars.
its 1:56 am and i just ate 6 chocolate chip cookies in not even near as many minutes
#38
HOLY SHIT!?!?!? I do....How do i get em out? Am I doomed forever? AHHH...*shoots self in face*
#40
stick it in the pooper
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