How much money would it take to get a porn star in bed, when I'm rich and famous?

#1
I'm not gonna name any, for fear of getting banned (not sure if i would, but if u want specific names, pm is the way to go).

How much $$?
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#3
Depends. Canadian chicks take like 5$. The oh-so valuable american money makes us work cheap.
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#4
if you're rich and famous you can just get it on with hot chicks that aren't pornstars... for FREE
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#5
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Depends. Canadian chicks take like 5$. The oh-so valuable american money makes us work cheap.

Too bad now it's the other way around.
#6
Free if you tell em its an audition.
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#7
About however much Tito Ortiz makes.
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if you're rich and famous you can just get it on with hot chicks that aren't pornstars... for FREE

this.
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#9
depends but pobly about 5000 dollars and ur dignity since uve been wondering about this for a while
#10
Believe it or not I saw a video where there was a pornstar convention and one actress said she payed her fans to have sex with her.
#11
Even the porn stars you PAY won't want to secks with you.

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#12
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Believe it or not I saw a video where there was a pornstar convention and one actress said she payed her fans to have sex with her.



link?
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#13
Why would you want sex with porn stars? There are plenty of hotter girls out there who aren't in porn.
#14
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link?


I think I saw it a long time ago in tv, there were a lot of them, I remember it clearly because fabio was there(thats what I call him since he has long hair and looks like fabio )
#15
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if you're rich and famous you can just get it on with hot chicks that aren't pornstars... for FREE

this is the best post in this thread.

but you will never be rich and famous
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#16
being rich and famous has nothing to do with it. pornstars want the UG'er with the largest penis.

/thread.
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you again


damn i could've done a much better response for ntchode 'Owner of UGs hugest penis'
#17
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being rich and famous has nothing to do with it. pornstars want the UG'er with the largest penis.

/thread.

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Looking at your usertitle makes me think you have a chance, yet looking at your actual name leads to an impossible paradox.





if it weren't for being banned and all, I really wish someone would challenge me to a pics or it isn't true contest.
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you again


damn i could've done a much better response for ntchode 'Owner of UGs hugest penis'
#20
yeah, not a great joke considering how crappy the american dollar is doing lately
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you again


damn i could've done a much better response for ntchode 'Owner of UGs hugest penis'
#21
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Looking at your usertitle makes me think you have a chance, yet looking at your actual name leads to an impossible paradox.


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you again


damn i could've done a much better response for ntchode 'Owner of UGs hugest penis'
#22
its going to cost you your left nut. But once she sees you dont have a full package deal, she wont want to have sex. Try again?
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#23
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you again


damn i could've done a much better response for ntchode 'Owner of UGs hugest penis'