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#1
The single greatest think mankind can claim is the invetion of porn with a plot.

We all know and love them. So whats your favorite?

My was when this guy "broke in" to this house wearing this S.W.A.T. type of burgular outfit, ****ed the chick, and then after he was done he ran to the balcony and looked at her and said

"ohhh and by the way, i was never here" And then he supposevely jumped of the balcony.

Or some stupid corny line like that, i dont remember it exactly.

So post your favorite porn plots.
#2
The one where he sticks his penis in her vagina.
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#4
2 cheerleaders find a dead cheerleader body in the woods located next to their pool. While looking for their friend to tell her, they find her brother and have sex at the pool. They never go back to the body (maybe the guy did?)
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The single greatest think mankind can claim is the invetion of porn with a plot.

We all know and love them. So whats your favorite?

My was when this guy "broke in" to this house wearing this S.W.A.T. type of burgular outfit, ****ed the chick, and then after he was done he ran to the balcony and looked at her and said

"ohhh and by the way, i was never here" And then he supposevely jumped of the balcony.

Or some stupid corny line like that, i dont remember it exactly.

So post your favorite porn plots.

haha thats hilarious!!!!
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#6
Man: I have come to fix your plumbing.

*sex*
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#8
This has been done, anyways im not reporting since im not a rat.

Once they posted one intro to a movie, a porn movie, where the guy kills a giant snake very fake looking, and then tells the chic that there is only one snake left and it will not harm her. Then he ****s her, ????????, Profit
#9
Plumber: "I'm here to fix your pipes."

*Sex*

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#12
Not really the plot, but the ones where the guy sticks his penis through the pizza. They actually include the pizza in the sex.

Also, the one where a group of Pterodactyls find and sex up some women.
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#13
Lust World II.

Its a spoof of Lost World: Jurassic Park. In the end, this girl does this guy in a raptor suit, and then wakes up in a hospital and pops out a dinosaur egg that hatches and kills the doctor.


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#16
the one with the pizza guy with the dick in his pizza box and hes all "did you order the extra meat special?"

*sex*
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#17
I like the one where a guy shows up at a chick's door to deliver a pizza and then puts his wiener through a hole in the pizza. I think it was called "Big Sausage Pizza".
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#18
in addition, my favorite porn plot would have to be the one where you see this smoking hot chick starting to strip in front of an apartment door and she's all down and finished and then the door opens and two old people come out of the apartment and flip the "6" back over to "9" I thought it was clever and funny...

that and there's this one where these two girls have a cup...
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Also, the one where a group of Pterodactyls find and sex up some women.

Oh god not pterodactyl porn! hahaha that shit is hilarious
#20
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Oh god not pterodactyl porn! hahaha that shit is hilarious

Yeah, I laughed quite a bit.
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I like the one where a guy shows up at a chick's door to deliver a pizza and then puts his wiener through a hole in the pizza. I think it was called "Big Sausage Pizza".

I actual lold.
#22
Quote by blamegame7
The single greatest think mankind can claim is the invetion of porn with a plot.

We all know and love them. So whats your favorite?

My was when this guy "broke in" to this house wearing this S.W.A.T. type of burgular outfit, ****ed the chick, and then after he was done he ran to the balcony and looked at her and said

"ohhh and by the way, i was never here" And then he supposevely jumped of the balcony.

Or some stupid corny line like that, i dont remember it exactly.

So post your favorite porn plots.


thats what popped into my mind when i read that.
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#23
How about the one where the big black dude is banging that white chick and then right as he cums he goes "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Really ****ing loud for like a minute.
#24
You guys must watch a LOT of pr0n to have seen the same ones. I have honestly NEVER watched pr0n, and the only times I've seen n00d pics are when my friends are looking at them. I just don't think girls are that hot without their clothes on.
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You guys must watch a LOT of pr0n to have seen the same ones. I have honestly NEVER watched pr0n, and the only times I've seen n00d pics are when my friends are looking at them. I just don't think girls are that hot without their clothes on.


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You guys must watch a LOT of pr0n to have seen the same ones. I have honestly NEVER watched pr0n, and the only times I've seen n00d pics are when my friends are looking at them. I just don't think girls are that hot without their clothes on.


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#29
I saw a porno once where the chick was driving through a road in the forest and her car breaks down. Then she goes and finds help and she finds a house in the forest. The house is filled with rednecks and they give her something and she passes out. She wakes up in a pool of mud, with a snout on (she was supposed to be a pig) and she was surrounded by other girls who were supposed to be pigs and they were all muddy. Then yea they all had sex with the rednecks. There was lots of oinking too. I think it was supposed to be some sort of mystical story...
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You guys must watch a LOT of pr0n to have seen the same ones. I have honestly NEVER watched pr0n, and the only times I've seen n00d pics are when my friends are looking at them. I just don't think girls are that hot without their clothes on.

Well I don't watch it TOO much. I saw the sausage pizza one because I use a site that has tons of links to other sites and that was how I came upon it.

As for the second thing...I like women to wear sexy things more than just looking at straight up nudes. I mean, the goal is obviously for them to take them off, but I think I get what you mean.
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#31
pirates = best porno ever
worst actors, though. thats why the plots hilarious
i never knew women pirates were all pornstars...


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Quote by frottage
You guys must watch a LOT of pr0n to have seen the same ones. I have honestly NEVER watched pr0n, and the only times I've seen n00d pics are when my friends are looking at them. I just don't think girls are that hot without their clothes on.



Best be trollin'...
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#34
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You guys must watch a LOT of pr0n to have seen the same ones. I have honestly NEVER watched pr0n, and the only times I've seen n00d pics are when my friends are looking at them. I just don't think girls are that hot without their clothes on.


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You guys must watch a LOT of pr0n to have seen the same ones. I have honestly NEVER watched pr0n, and the only times I've seen n00d pics are when my friends are looking at them. I just don't think girls are that hot without their clothes on.



My favorite plots are where some guys "pick up" a girl off the street, offer her some money, and the guy screws her brain out.

Actually the best is really girl on girl in an exotic place like the beach and they both climax.
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#36
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Not really the plot, but the ones where the guy sticks his penis through the pizza. They actually include the pizza in the sex.

Also, the one where a group of Pterodactyls find and sex up some women.


I watched the pizza one
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I watched the pizza one

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#38
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Not really the plot, but the ones where the guy sticks his penis through the pizza. They actually include the pizza in the sex.



"Did you order...extra large...with sausage?"

(opens box)
#39
There's this one porno where a group of friends go on a camping trip but get lost...forgot what its called...Deliverence?...oh wait...

I actually get more of a laugh from the corny names they give some of the porno's. Like:

In Diana Jones, or

Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis (something lame like that)
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"Did you order...extra large...with sausage?"

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