#1
hi so I am currently in a hospital emergency room on my iPhone bored out of my skull. I was at a mixed martial arts class and we were doing some sparing, the guy I was against did a take down and proceeded to put me in a kimura hold. I resisted so he went to hook his leg around my head for leverage. In the process he kicked me in the head so hard that my innear started to bleed. So I was told better go to the hospital by my floor fellow once igor back to my rez. So now I have been waking 1.5 hours in an emergency room, my head hurts and I has reading and papers I can't write now. **** triage ( the system they use to decide when you yet treatment). So I think I'm going toquit mma, after last practice I was so hurt that I could barely move and m throat was so swollen I couldn't swallow, now this. Oh well I'll get a doctor's note an won't go to class tommorow. A whole day of reading text books and sleep.
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#3
Quote by Spamwise
Isn't ear-bleeding a possible symptom of brain trauma..?

That's 2 more days off school.

Ker-ching!

Edit: I should point out that I hope you do get better.

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#4
yes it is, or a damages ear drum. That's why I'm in the hospital
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#5
I lol'd at the thread title.

EDIT: Get better, dude.
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#6
though I probably just have a burst blood vessel in my ear or else I would have seen a doctor sooner
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#8
I'm really sorry.. I'm not a mean guy but I laughed so hard when I read the thread title.
#9
Quote by Drmckool
though I probably just have a burst blood vessel in my ear or else I would have seen a doctor sooner

The wait for the ER is crazy. I went in because I was blacking out for no apparent reason, and even though i blacked out there with a bunch of nurses around, it still took like an hour for me to see a doctor.
#10
Quote by Gmurcielago14
ju juitsu?

ya man that's what we were doing when I was kicked
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#11
Haha I am still laughing at the thought of you using your phone for UG in the hospital bed.

You should have come to UG first to get medical advice.
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#12
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ya man that's what we were doing when I was kicked

Nice dude I do it too
#13
firstly, hope you get better soon.

second don't be a pussy, thats what mma is all about. keep at it and next time you can split some guys head open
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#14
Quote by Spamwise
The wait for the ER is crazy. I went in because I was blacking out for no apparent reason, and even though i blacked out there with a bunch of nurses around, it still took like an hour for me to see a doctor.


The line is pretty small right now though and I think brain truma would get so see a doctor in less than an hour an 4 minutes when the other people have a sprained wrist and no one else has any visible injury
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#15
Wait, aren't you supposed to turn phones off in hospitals?

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#16
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Wait, aren't you supposed to turn phones off in hospitals?


Ya but my iPhone looks like an iPod so they probably think I'm just playing games on it
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#17
Maybe your iPhone gave you ear cancer, and the kick actually made it more visible O.o
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#18
Quote by Drmckool
hi so I am currently in a hospital emergency room on my iPhone bored out of my skull. I was at a mixed martial arts class and we were doing some sparing, the guy I was against did a take down and proceeded to put me in a kimura hold. I resisted so he went to hook his leg around my head for leverage. In the process he kicked me in the head so hard that my innear started to bleed. So I was told better go to the hospital by my floor fellow once igor back to my rez. So now I have been waking 1.5 hours in an emergency room, my head hurts and I has reading and papers I can't write now. **** triage ( the system they use to decide when you yet treatment). So I think I'm going toquit mma, after last practice I was so hurt that I could barely move and m throat was so swollen I couldn't swallow, now this. Oh well I'll get a doctor's note an won't go to class tommorow. A whole day of reading text books and sleep.


Same thing happened to me, except tonsilitis. Like coughing up puss. It's bad. Emergency Waiting Rooms are worse.
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#19
Go see a doc.....
Wait.

This is a first.
Somebody went to the doctor. before The Pit!

Seriously, hope it's not TOO serious.
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#20
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Go see a doc.....
Wait.

This is a first.
Somebody went to the doctor. before The Pit!

Seriously, hope it's not TOO serious.


Ya I though the 3 hour wait was worth not gettng serious brain damage or losing my hearing in my right ear
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#21
Ouch.


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hi so I am currently in a hospital emergency room on my iPhone bored out of my skull. I was at a mixed martial arts class and we were doing some sparing, the guy I was against did a take down and proceeded to put me in a kimura hold. I resisted so he went to hook his leg around my head for leverage. In the process he kicked me in the head so hard that my innear started to bleed. So I was told better go to the hospital by my floor fellow once igor back to my rez. So now I have been waking 1.5 hours in an emergency room, my head hurts and I has reading and papers I can't write now. **** triage ( the system they use to decide when you yet treatment). So I think I'm going toquit mma, after last practice I was so hurt that I could barely move and m throat was so swollen I couldn't swallow, now this. Oh well I'll get a doctor's note an won't go to class tommorow. A whole day of reading text books and sleep.



Is that from being kicked in the head, or am I just not familiar with the phrase?
#22
Glad to hear u takin jiu jitsu classes. Been thinking of taking some myself. What do you think of them so far.
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#23
Quote by Tire Me.
Ouch.


Is that from being kicked in the head, or am I just not familiar with the phrase?



Yeah, I thought the same thing.
TS hope you get better.
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#24
Quote by MustangSVT
Glad to hear u takin jiu jitsu classes. Been thinking of taking some myself. What do you think of them so far.


well they sound painful dont you think?
#25
Quote by MustangSVT
Glad to hear u takin jiu jitsu classes. Been thinking of taking some myself. What do you think of them so far.

ya they are fun but I keep gettin hurt at them
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#26
Quote by Tire Me.
Ouch.


Is that from being kicked in the head, or am I just not familiar with the phrase?

it's not that easy to type with an iPhone. The letters are to close together.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#27
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it's not that easy to type with an iPhone. The letters are to close together.


oh that explains it

i was over here like "wow this poor guy got kicked REALLY HARD"
#28
Quote by Tire Me.
Ouch.


Is that from being kicked in the head, or am I just not familiar with the phrase?

That can be translated to:

"When I got back to the residence hall."


Hope you don't die, TS.
#29
I'd like to thank you on the behalf of the Pit for keeping your text speak to a minimum. Despite possible brain trauma, too!
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#31
it's now 3:50, I am still in the ER and there is no sign of that changing soon. My injury was either not serious at all or misdiagnosed. I still want a doctor's opinion. I suspect I will be home no earlier than 7am if I am lucky
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#32
LOL the health care system in america is fukd! i do brazilian jiu jitsu myself, love it
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#33
hope you're doing ok dude.. my brother once got his ear bleeding but because of cotton buds lolz.. but this one is kinda scary..
#34
Quote by jake911
Isnt there a reason you have to turn of phones?


Yes, the microwaves used to transmit data can interfere with some of the machinery they use.
#35
Quote by Spamwise
Isn't ear-bleeding a possible symptom of brain trauma..?

It can be, but not always. It's probably something in his actual ear that's been damaged.
How long have you been in hospital, TS?
#37
so at 8:30 (9.5 hours after I arrived) the doctor finally saw me and did some tests of my motor skills and ears. In the end I popped my right eardrum and suffered a minor cuncusion. I'm on medication now and cannot shower for 12 days but I'm glad it's not brain damage
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#38
Damn, I'm glad it's not worse

You oughta not use the iPhone though, it interferes with the hospital... stuff.
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#39
dude, you can't shower for 12 days??

you gonna stink, chil'
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