#1
it has been 3 hours since i've turned 26 today on september 18th.

nothing has happened yet, but my wife said she has some cool stuff planned out.

so when i come back and edit this thread with all the good things that'll happen thru the day, i'll leave you all with this wikipedia link, with everything that has ever happened on a September 18th over the past 2 millenia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_18th

the most notable event i've seen as far as the UG theme goes?

Jimi hendrix died on my birthday today in 1970.
Grammar and spelling omitted as an exercise for the reader.
#3
nice, happy birthday!
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#5
Happy birthday man! Toss back a couple of cold ones! Stay drunk all day, even. XD



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nice, happy birthday!

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#6
Happpy Birthday Have Fun!
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#7
happy birthday. tell your wife i will get her the money, things are just a bit slow at the moment
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#8
Happy Birthday Brudda
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#9
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a rather large collection of spoons (and whatnot)


I got you some absinthe to go with the spoons, but then I drank it - sorry dude.
#10
happy b'day man....
umm all I know is youre 10 years older than me..
rock on!!!
#13
I bought you some modern art, this cost me fucking loads so you better appreciate it



Have a good 'un

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#14
26 years dude happy bday
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#15
Happy Birthday dude!

I got you some science-y type gizmo that apparently bashes stuff together:

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#17
Happy Birthday, mate
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#18
happy birthday c: you got to see my cool smiley. hope you have a great birthday =D
#19
Happy Birthday man!
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#20
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i just realised, why do nearly all the spoons have holes in them?


because they're soup spoons.
#22
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i just realised, why do nearly all the spoons have holes in them?

They're pooper scoopers cunningly disguised as spoons.

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#23
haha! thanks everyone! the silver pooperscoopers are brilliant.
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#24
happy birthday i got you couple of operating systems and shizz


And then i got you a

Then igot you art better than zerhartman!
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#26
happy birthday

i got you a toilet costume with an evil looking man wearing it

wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#27
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it has been 3 hours since i've turned 26 today on september 18th.

nothing has happened yet, but my wife said she has some cool stuff planned out.

so when i come back and edit this thread with all the good things that'll happen thru the day, i'll leave you all with this wikipedia link, with everything that has ever happened on a September 18th over the past 2 millenia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_18th

the most notable event i've seen as far as the UG theme goes?

Jimi hendrix died on my birthday today in 1970.


cheers to having the same bday man, I turned 18 today
#28
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i got you...:




a rather large collection of spoons (and whatnot)


Happy Birthday!



Those are Absinthe spoons and strainers.

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#29
Ooh, lets see what I've got for you

*rummages through photobucket account*


A nice toaster



the gift of numbers



And a WHALE!



have a good'un
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#31
Did you get a little morning glory?

Anyway, happy birthday. here's Varg Vikernes.


EDIT: I am sorry my present was so mindblowingly awesome it killed the thread.
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