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#1
Well guys ... i just got suspended from school today

it was for some bullshit reason involving me apparently "distracting" a boy from his work ... even though he only said it as a joke


So yeah ... seen as im at home bored
How many of you guys have been suspended & what for??


xXx
#2
Quote by JackO'Lantern
Well guys ... i just got suspended from school today

it was for some bullshit reason involving me apparently "distracting" a boy from his work ... even though he only said it as a joke



So yeah ... seen as im at home bored
How many of you guys have been suspended & what for??


xXx



I...just...don't know where to start...I can only assume you flashed him and then he called your appendage a joke? He meant it as an insult, sweetie.
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#3
I got suspended on my last day of sixth form for singing a song Called "Talk to Me" by Stephen Lynch. Its about getting caught by your dad while wanking, and confronting him about it. Was in front of the whole 6th Form, and the 6th form staff too.


And I was wearing a Sari whilst doing it.
#4
Usually you aren't supposed to fondle someone during school. It can be very distracting.

I got suspended for skipping class.
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I...just...don't know where to start...I can only assume you flashed him and then he called your appendage a joke? He meant it as an insult, sweetie.


ahahahahah how witty


i mean by talking to him
#8
I got suspended from school a few times. Breaking windows, starting fires, shutting off the electricity, general drunken vandalism. You get the idea.
#9
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I got suspended on my last day of sixth form for singing a song Called "Talk to Me" by Stephen Lynch. Its about getting caught by your dad while wanking, and confronting him about it. Was in front of the whole 6th Form, and the 6th form staff too.


And I was wearing a Sari whilst doing it.


#11
i been suspended for many many things.
Some i remember is normal fights, cutting too much, cursing out a teach, throwing a desk at a teacher, breaking a kids ribs in a fight. And so much more bullshit.

Basically i used to go hangout in guitar center its very close by and everyone working there knew me so it was fun.
#12
I got suspended for almost breaking a teachers back.
I had a skitzophrenia (or however you spell it) as a child, so I, to this day, don't recall any of it!


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#13
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throwing a desk at a teacher,



:O

ok ... im pretty angelic in comparison to some of these :L
#14
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I got suspended for almost breaking a teachers back.
I had a skitzophrenia (or however you spell it) as a child, so I, to this day, don't recall any of it!


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I...just...don't know where to start...I can only assume you flashed him and then he called your appendage a joke? He meant it as an insult, sweetie.


very nicely put
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#18
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I never got suspended


Same.

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#19
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I got suspended on my last day of sixth form for singing a song Called "Talk to Me" by Stephen Lynch. Its about getting caught by your dad while wanking, and confronting him about it. Was in front of the whole 6th Form, and the 6th form staff too.


And I was wearing a Sari whilst doing it.

Haha I used to play and sing Lynch songs all the time for my classmates (Talk To Me, Lullabye, If I Were Gay, Special Ed, Love Song, and Vanilla Ice Cream were all regulars), but never in front of staff.

I call vid or shens haha.
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#20
I've been suspened, for missing one day of school without permission from parents and for having yogurt thrown at me. School said i had to have done something to have the yogurt thrown at me so I got suspended as well as the other
#21
I used to get suspended a lot. I'm talking, 2-3 days a 5 day week. I then learnt that education is one of the most valuable parts of your childhood, and that I should take charge.

I fail some of my classes, but I can say I'm trying.
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I've never been caught (beating off), but my dad was picking up my gf once and "accidentaly" grabbed her boobs.
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Haha I used to play and sing Lynch songs all the time for my classmates (Talk To Me, Lullabye, If I Were Gay, Special Ed, Love Song, and Vanilla Ice Cream were all regulars), but never in front of staff.

I call vid or shens haha.


Heh, I don't have a vid, or pics since it was technically an assembly. However, I did sing "A Month Dead" at a school talent show, and apparently, my friend has a video of it somewhere. But she never gave it to me
#23
I locked a guy in a locker... the principal said that he could have died from asphyxiation, but I'm pretty sure those lockers aren't air-tight...
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#26
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Well guys ... i just got suspended from school today

it was for some bullshit reason involving me apparently "distracting" a boy from his work ... even though he only said it as a joke


So yeah ... seen as im at home bored
How many of you guys have been suspended & what for??


xXx


I got suspended normally at least once a week or every other week for all kinds of different reasons from fighting to not doing what the teacher told me to do. I got kicked out for "hitting a substitute teacher", which is interesting because she left 4 bloody claw marks on my arm and i get kicked out for hitting her arm to get her off me.
#27
Never got suspended. Never got warned either. I am the model student.
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#28
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I got suspended normally at least once a week or every other week for all kinds of different reasons from fighting to not doing what the teacher told me to do. I got kicked out for "hitting a substitute teacher", which is interesting because she left 4 bloody claw marks on my arm and i get kicked out for hitting her arm to get her off me.

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Protip: grow up.


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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


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I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#31
Some bitch teacher took my phone away while I was texting in class, so I went into her desk and took it back when she wasn't looking.
She found out it was gone so she asked me what happend so I played dumb.
Then they suspended me.
Since I'm stupid and unemployed I don't car so I had to wait for someone to give me a ride, while I waited they made me mop up the floors in the hall for 2 hours.
I love highschool.
#32
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Some bitch teacher took my phone away while I was texting in class, so I went into her desk and took it back when she wasn't looking.
She found out it was gone so she asked me what happend so I played dumb.
Then they suspended me.
Since I'm stupid and unemployed I don't car so I had to wait for someone to give me a ride, while I waited they made me mop up the floors in the hall for 2 hours.
I love highschool.

wat
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#33
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Protip: grow up.


School was a waste of time for me. The only class i didn't make straight As in was AG math class because i got Fs on all my homework for not showing work and getting the right answers and was getting 110s on my test. (well the principle did finally make the teacher give me an A for that class but still was funny)

In elementary school I would get in fights and get put in sorta in school suspension. Finally one of the teachers started teaching me algebra (was like 3rd grade or something). I got in more fights and crap in school because i was bored and didn't have anything to do more then anything.
#35
I've never got suspended. See, this is because I only 'do bad things' to people who deserve it.
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#36
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Some bitch teacher took my phone away while I was texting in class, so I went into her desk and took it back when she wasn't looking.
She found out it was gone so she asked me what happend so I played dumb.
Then they suspended me.
Since I'm stupid and unemployed I don't car so I had to wait for someone to give me a ride, while I waited they made me mop up the floors in the hall for 2 hours.
I love highschool.


You need to smarten up. You are already suspended why not just refuse to mop up the floor. What is the worst they will do give you a few more vacation days from school?
#37
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You heard the man, he doesn't car.

i know, i dont car either but why would he mop the floors?
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#38
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I hate it when people say that.

That post isn't even remotely awesome.




I was skipping school and they punished me by making me miss more school which = more funtime.
#39
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I got suspended for skipping class.


"You missed school, so we're going to punish you by making you miss more school"

Edit: Haha, you just pointed that out too!
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