#1
whats the most embarrassing you've ever said to ur parents, whether it be on accident or not? my mom asked me a few weeks ago if i wanted to go to my grandmas for dinner, but i wasnt thinking, in fact i think i was reading somethign on UG and i said "id rather have a wank." im not sure if she understood or not...
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#3
Dunno never said anything embarrassing to my parents, only slightly offending. They can take alot.
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#4
The pit is my parentz.......wuuut?
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#5
Talking about if me and my ex girlfriend were doing teh sexzorz.


T'was awkward.
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The pit is my parentz.......wuuut?


then what is the most embarrassing thing you said in the pit?
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whats the most embarrassing you've ever said to ur parents, whether it be on accident or not? my mom asked me a few weeks ago if i wanted to go to my grandmas for dinner, but i wasnt thinking, in fact i think i was reading somethign on UG and i said "id rather have a wank." im not sure if she understood or not...

OH MY GOD DID YOU KNOW THE WORD 'WANK' HAS BEEN AROUND FOR DECADES?!?!?


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#8
lol at TS. One time I had a bump near my private parts and I got scared and made my mom take me to the doctors because I thought it was a STD. Turns out it was just a slight staff infection from an ingrown hair but anyways the phone call I made to my mom was quite embarassing
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#9
I don't remember, but my son once told me he'd rather have a wank than go to his grandmas house. I was terrified. He doesn't know it, but I've installed a video camera in his room so I do know what he's doing in there. Problem is, its not all in the green. Anything from horsepr0n to two girls going number 2 in a cup and that eating it. I am so ashamed of him. So I planned on sending him to one of those "wankers anonymous", but when I told him, he just blew a load in my face and laughed .


Sorry
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#10
^^

Most embarrassing thing for me... well... I had to tell my mum my frenulum (little connecty bit on your foreskin) was short, and it was a condition.

Embarrassing, to say the least
#12
yea I'm not sure if it's what I said what I looked like or just the situation... but after being hospitalized for having LSD spilt all over my hands my parents arrived to my house a day later with me still all out of sorts my mother decided to video tape me... She said it was so if I ever thought it was a good idea to take drugs again she would make me watch it.
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yea I'm not sure if it's what I said what I looked like or just the situation... but after being hospitalized for having LSD spilt all over my hands my parents arrived to my house a day later with me still all out of sorts my mother decided to video tape me... She said it was so if I ever thought it was a good idea to take drugs again she would make me watch it.


I demand to see this video.
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#14
I came in drunk one night and my mum asked 'Do you want a glass of water' to which I replied "No I want a handjob."
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then what is the most embarrassing thing you said in the pit?



Here's the most embarassing that I have said in the pit.

My bawls taste like blueberries. How do I know this? I don't, they're just blue all the time. There I said it.
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Talking about if me and my ex girlfriend were doing teh sexzorz.


T'was awkward.

I automatically assumed you are homosexual judging by your choice of words. You have no GF. Stop lying.
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Respect in the pit?

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#18
I'm afraid of what she would think If I asked for it... I'm hoping she has forgotten about it... although I know she hasn't. This was on Mother's Day 3 years ago
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I'm afraid of what she would think If I asked for it... I'm hoping she has forgotten about it... although I know she hasn't. This was on Mother's Day 3 years ago



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#20
Told her I had an ingrowing hair in you-know-where...
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I came in drunk one night and my mum asked 'Do you want a glass of water' to which I replied "No I want a handjob."


haha i almost answered "yes i am" when i walked in one night and my mom said "oh hi dan"
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