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#1
so I just had a series of prank calls from someone.

they were saying all kinds of crap and they kept calling me then hanging up, but one time I said: "hang on a bit." then I put the phone in front of my amp(wich was on already of course) cranked it up pounded this really heavy metal riff right into the phone...

similar stories???

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#2
i usually just leave the phone on so it wastes all their credit/bumps up the phone bill
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#3
1 get angry
2 track phone number
3 go to the adress
4 go inside
5 ???
6 Profit!!
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#5
start to flirt with them.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#6
I don't answer my home phone and have never got a prank call on my cellphone because it list the name of the person calling.

You could always do the reverse prank call. Do something like hang on a min. Then act like you are talking to someone else and be like did you tie her up and what not.
#8
Kill them. Or tell them to f*ck off.
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#9
I just scream real loud into the phone with my most freakish-girly pitched voice. And hang up quietly.
#10
most of the time i hang up...
but sotimes i like to sing the 'i'm wasting your credit' song down the phone ...
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#11
Act like a chick and offer sex then go to their house and steal their kidneys. Then I make a profit. Then I *67 their phone and impersonate the SAW voice and say that I have their kidney's.
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#12
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start to flirt with them.


::picks up phone::

Hello? Ah, yes, is your refrigerator running?
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#15
Airhorn.

Nothing says stop calling me than going deaf in one ear.

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#16
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Hello? Ah, yes, is your refrigerator running?

oh dear.
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#17
Play along with their jokes, they get really confused.
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#18
Or if they havn't witheld there number ring them back and breathe heavily down the phone.
#19
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#20
Most of the time I know its a prank because you hear some kid laughing his ass off for no reason in the background.

My tip, Keep them talking and rack up there phone bill.

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Is that what he says?
#21
one my band was round and some foreign company rang my house fun so we just played a load of crap and got lots of feedback that was fun.
#22
I vaguely remember a comedian addressing this issue, I think he said that he breathes heavily down the phone so that he gets to make a dirty phone call and someone else pays for it ... or something like that.

Personally i've never had a coherent one before, just people making noises or speaking really quietly so I just hang up.
#23
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...

YOU MUST NOT GIVE IN!

you must fight the pranksters! don't let them get you! fight them back!

anyways... is there a maximum limit of desibel that can go through a phone? or can it be loud as sh*t no matter what? I'm just wondering since I pretty much just blasted some poeple with my guitar...
#24
Either order a large pepperoni pizza or play along. For instance, someone took my friend's phone last night (she's a girl) and started texting me saying she wanted to know how big my junk was and if it would fit in her mouth. I told her that it was really tiny and she could floss with it. After like two exchanges where I explained how tiny my dick is, they stopped. It's great, and we both get a laugh out of it.
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#26
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Either order a large pepperoni pizza or play along. For instance, someone took my friend's phone last night (she's a girl) and started texting me saying she wanted to know how big my junk was and if it would fit in her mouth. I told her that it was really tiny and she could floss with it. After like two exchanges where I explained how tiny my dick is, they stopped. It's great, and we both get a laugh out of it.


Your not suposed to tell them the truth!


Sorry
#27
lol, well, one of my greatest talents is that I'm great at impersonating things, and doing different voices and shit. one time this dick kept calling and asking me "you awnt some frie ries?" in an obviously put on voice, followed by the grudge sound. so I played along for a bit, then hung up, called them back and said "Your gunna die in seven days". strangely enough, they shit themselves.... have yet to hear back from them



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#28
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start to flirt with them.

post your # so i can *ahem* "praaank call you.
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#30
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start to flirt with them.
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#32
When people prank me I tell them...

ALRIGHT STOP!!!!


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Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
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Deadly when I play a dope melody
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Love it or leave it you better gain weight
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Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
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#33
I just make Hannibal Lector noises down the phone as soon as I pick it up. My mother doesn't speak to me anymore...
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#36
i do many things...i usually play around with them and rack up there bill

i pretend to be somebody else...pretend i called them and ask for somebody (or prank phonecall them)

i pretend im a sexy girl

i pretend im a serial killer/rapist

i tell them to hold on a minute and just set my phone down and go away

i talk dirty to them

i get my voice changer(gives the SAW voice) and say something like let the games begin or something haha...and then have an elaborate thing that once they called this number they only have blah blah blah blah...

or i recognize the voice and kill them when i hear the voice again
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#37
don't know, I always answer with, Is dave there?
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#38
By telling them the world will be ruled by these 2 people in 1 body:

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#39
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don't know, I always answer with, Is dave there?


Too bad I am the only one that will get that joke.
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#40
grab them by the goolies and throw them in the thames.

on a more relevant note:
repeat everything they say.
hang up.
hold the phone next to your nads and fap? then they get the full brunt of your fappage.
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