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#1
Is there a creepy man/woman that lives in your neighborhood/building/community?

Any urban legends, crimes, scandals, sexytimes???

I live out in the sticks so I only have one neighbor. If you walk through the woods a little ways you get to his house. He's this 80 yr old perverted man.

He always hits on my mom and my dad wants to beat his ass but he can't because one punch to his feeble little frame would probably kill him.

His wife died a few years back but I've heard rumors that her cause of death was questionable.

^ That's not exactly exciting but the next closest living thing to our house is a herd of cattle, so what do you expect?

Does the pit have any interesting stories???
#3
my next door neighbors are listening to rush limbaugh (or maybe some other neo-con, i can't tell 'em apart) at a really high volume

it bugs me
#5
We had a paedophile here who once wanted to buy a girl friend of mine for £50 when we were like 10.

I couldn't convince her to do it, though.
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#6
A paedophile/Drug dealer lived near to my house.
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#7
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We had a paedophile here who once wanted to buy a girl friend of mine for £50 when we were like 10.

I couldn't convince her to do it, though.


That's a good price.

Women are so stingy...
#8
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We had a paedophile here who once wanted to buy a girl friend of mine for £50 when we were like 10.

I couldn't convince her to do it, though.



Couldn't you have just persuaded her to let you rent her out instead? This is exactly what a pro' would do.
#9
Some girl got spitroasted in the christmas tree farm on my road.
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#10
i pooped in the park across my house once... does that count?
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#11
some wierd ass old lady lives right next to me always asking for spam
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#12
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i pooped in the park across my house once... does that count?


Yes.

More than any of the other comments.

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Some girl got spitroasted in the christmas tree farm on my road.


Did you watch?

I would have...
#13
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some wierd ass old lady lives right next to me always asking for spam


Why's that wierd? ... Spam tastes rather nice.
#14
hmmm....there are registered sex offenders in my neighborhood, hookers, and plain old sluts, some ghetto ass thugs too...they have tried to mug me at knife point twice...lol they failed miserably because i laughed at them and called them a bitch and they got confused and left

in my old neighborhood they found 2 dead bodies in the woods...it was questionable....

then there is me..and i play my music really loud
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#15
There used to be a pedophile in my neighborhood, he mysteriously disappeared after I moved in though. hmmm
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#16
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The Legend of Purple Aki

Stories about a man named 'Purple Aki', partially based upon Arobieke[5][6] (presumably exaggerated), were common amongst children in Merseyside and the surrounding areas throughout the 1980s and 1990s.[13][14] 'Purple Aki' was said to have earned his name because he was "so black he was purple"[15], or more fancifully because he had purple hair or cape.[16]. As with most urban legends the details varied considerably, but stories usually involved 'Purple Aki' pursuing or capturing school children and then mutilating, raping or murdering them. He was also said to carve the initials 'P.A.' into the buttocks of his victims.

In June 2008, a large banner was flown at the Glastonbury Festival saying "arr mate!!! Purple Aki jus' gripped us in a porta loo." Dave McCabe, lead singer of The Zutons commented on the flag during their set, saying, "Bad shout out to the lads with the Purple flag." [17] [18]

The Scouse mythology of Purple Aki has been satirised on a spoof Bod / South Park cartoon called "The adventures of Purple Ackey" (sic) [19]


even wiki recognises the purple one.
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#17
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I did it.


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dude your not funny your an immature faggot, sig that
#18
I'm the odd one people post about in forums.

My neighbors always hate me because I refuse to be friendly to them and I keep to myself.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#19
There's a gurning old coot down my road who walks with two sticks and gets very drunk every day and falls over across the street from my house.

Cheers me up when im home sick.
#21
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hmmm....there are registered sex offenders in my neighborhood, hookers, and plain old sluts, some ghetto ass thugs too...they have tried to mug me at knife point twice...lol they failed miserably because i laughed at them and called them a bitch and they got confused and left

in my old neighborhood they found 2 dead bodies in the woods...it was questionable....

then there is me..and i play my music really loud


Where the hell do you live???

Compton?

Detroit?

Sweden?
#22
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Where the hell do you live???

Compton?

Detroit?

Sweden?



jacksonville florida hahaha

believe me when i say i live on one of the better parts of town
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#23
2 friends of mine got shot like 2 weeks ago. one of them is dead and there got shot in the mouth and survived., and they lived right up the street from me.
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errr.. people don't get paid to tab out songs.. its just by ear transcriptions most of the time, why don't you do it yourself?

"coz i can't"

then shut the **** up


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I would smile at that, but y'know...court order...
#24
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even wiki recognises the purple one.


Can I feel your muscles?
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#25
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Why's that wierd? ... Spam tastes rather nice.

totally agree, but you should hear the way she says it. Its not even asking, heres an example "give me spam!" "I want Spam!"

friggin freaks me out
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#26
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jacksonville florida hahaha

believe me when i say i live on one of the better parts of town


I have a friend who used to live down there.

She told me it was pretty rough.

edit: I just read the "purple aki" thing. That's messed up, was this guy actually real or an urban legend?
#27
nothing really creepy or anything, but theres this guy who walks/runs around everywhere with this huge tail thing on his head. we call him racoon man. i think hes on urban dictionary....

yeah
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=racoon+man


im pretty sure he cut the tail off though
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#28
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Where the hell do you live???

Compton?

Detroit?

Sweden?




Where did you get Sweden from!
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#29
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I have a friend who used to live down there.

She told me it was pretty rough.

edit: I just read the "purple aki" thing. That's messed up, was this guy actually real or an urban legend?

he's real

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akinwale_Arobieke
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#30
im the weird one in my place not even joking if i stand outside you can see people opening there blinds or peaking out the windows I AM SURROUNDED BY UPTIGHT BITCHES!!!!!!!!!
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#31
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nothing really creepy or anything, but theres this guy who walks/runs around everywhere with this huge tail thing on his head. we call him racoon man. i think hes on urban dictionary....

yeah
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=racoon+man


im pretty sure he cut the tail off though




Racoon man sounds more like a bad superhero... or a pokemon...


edit:
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Where did you get Sweden from!

Mah brainz
#32
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Can I feel your muscles?

I always thought Purple Aki was just a guy who went around feeling mens muscles. I guess I was wrong.
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#33
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Racoon man sounds more like a bad superhero... or a pokemon...

haha next time i see him ill try to get a pic and let you decide
right now im gonna side with pokemon
▲I had a friend once
►He took some acid
▼Now he thinks he's a fire engine
#35
lol nothing interesting down where i live in the middle of nowhere!
just a large number of chavs and a few druggies
oh and one of the teachers at my school is a paedophile
he sexually assaulted a girl at my school a few years back
other than that nothing from where i live!
#36
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One time I layed an egg. In the elevator.


::raises eyebrow::

What..... color was this egg?
#39
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Brown.


I knew it was YOU!!!

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Is noone interested in the sheep shagging chav?

He isn't even welsh.



Are you sure you don't live in Alabama?

Also, how does one videotape themself whilst shagging a farm animal?

Tripod?

Or were YOU there??!!?!?! hmmm??! hmmm?!
#40
My next door neighbors are twin sister crackheads (recovering crackheads last I heard but whatever) who always ask us for sugar, ice, change, beer, and eggs.

One day my dad was drunk so he pissed in a beer bottle and threw it out the window.

Ten seconds later one of our neighbors knocked on the door to ask for change and commented "That's some warm beer."

Good times.

We also have the usual prostitutes and muggings. (My sister got mugged at gunpoint in broad daylight at a park... nobody ever got convicted)
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