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#1
yeah so hahaha im really bored and i realized the pit talks about fapping alot so....


whats some really funny/embarrassing fap moments?


yeah i dont think this has been done before...i used search bar and nothing came up


ok yeah so one time i was really sick but i wanted to fap...and i threw up....yeah
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This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#3
Funniest fap time when I cummed blood all over my grandma who walked in wrong time.
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#4
this one time i was masturbating and all of a sudden all this stuff shot out of my penis
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#7
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My dad said he heard walk around my room.

After he told me I realised I was fapping.

that makes no sense...
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#8
mine is disgusting.. but i thought i was just about to come, and pissed everywhere that was the most embarrasing moment ever!! I had to pretend to my mum that i wet the bed
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#11
don't have any funny moments, I am the stealthiest fapper you've ever met.
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#12
A friend's friend was masturbating in class, and his little cum came in his book just at the time the teacher came...
#14
You can never be too sick to fap. even if you had your hands cut off, you BETTER learn to bend that far.
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#16
the resulting orgasm after a particularly good fap temporarliy blinded me and as i stumbled around to get some tissues i smacked my head on a shelf.
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#17
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mine is disgusting.. but i thought i was just about to come, and pissed everywhere that was the most embarrasing moment ever!! I had to pretend to my mum that i wet the bed



omg!

couldnt you just clean it urself?
#18
hahahahahahaha omg this thread is amazing


another time i was fapping while walking...and tripped just as i was cumming...and i landed in a big puddle of goo
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Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#19
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mine is disgusting.. but i thought i was just about to come, and pissed everywhere that was the most embarrasing moment ever!! I had to pretend to my mum that i wet the bed

Surely thats like...Impossible?
#20
Quote by amazing FretMan
yeah so hahaha im really bored and i realized the pit talks about fapping alot so....


whats some really funny/embarrassing fap moments?


yeah i dont think this has been done before...i used search bar and nothing came up



ok yeah so one time i was really sick but i wanted to fap...and i threw up....yeah



"Ever caught anyone masturbating, havin sex or gettin' his carrot skinned by some girl " thread.


EDIT:
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A friend's friend was masturbating in class, and his little cum came in his book just at the time the teacher came...



Pun intended?
Last edited by Tire Me. at Sep 18, 2008,
#21
I fapped to the picture of a centaur once. Then I came all over it and I realized it was my little brother's magazine.
#22
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the resulting orgasm after a particularly good fap temporarliy blinded me and as i stumbled around to get some tissues i smacked my head on a shelf.


THE VERY SHELF THAT SUPPORTED THE TISSUES!!!...
#23
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omg!

couldnt you just clean it urself?

omg It was really wet and i couldnt be arsed and put it in the wash.. she would have figured out anyway (btw i stripped the bed so i didnt sleep in piss).. but needless to say i was no longer horny..

also this other time I was wanking and my came downstairs where my old computer was and she was like "I think you should start going to bed earlier.." I nearly shot through the rough.. but i dont think she realised what i was doing because luckily i wasnt looking at vids, just pics..
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#24
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"Carrot Skinned ect" thread.


/thread.

Well no, not "/thread" at all.
This thread is about fapping moments that could have happened within your own privacy, whereas the other thread you didnt even bother to name properly discusses times when you have actually been caught.

I will also press "enter" thrice for emphasis.


Thar.
#25
Quote by horloko
I fapped to the picture of a centaur once. Then I came all over it and I realized it was my little brother's magazine.


A Centaur?

Why on Earth would you fap to a centaur?

But once all I had to fap to was a picture of Jade Goody in some magazine my Mum had
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#26
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A friend's friend was masturbating in class, and his little cum came in his book just at the time the teacher came...


Yeah.

Right.
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#27
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A Centaur?

Why on Earth would you fap to a centaur?

But once all I had to fap to was a picture of Jade Goody in some magazine my Mum had

You have obviously never seen the backside of a female centaur.
#28
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Well no, not "/thread" at all.
This thread is about fapping moments that could have happened within your own privacy, whereas the other thread you didnt even bother to name properly discusses times when you have actually been caught.

I will also press "enter" thrice for emphasis.


Thar.



Fine, w/e.
#29
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You have obviously never seen the backside of a female centaur.


I don't plan to...

I prefer human females
Hull City A.F.C

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#30
ok just recently i was fapping and well...i came all over my carpet.....yeah
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#31
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I don't plan to...

I prefer human females

Good. More centaur pussy for me.
#32
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ok just recently i was fapping and well...i came all over my carpet.....yeah


so what, i do that when theres no tissues left.
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#33
Quote by cam_sampbell
A Centaur?

Why on Earth would you fap to a centaur?

But once all I had to fap to was a picture of Jade Goody in some magazine my Mum had



Jade frikking Goody... you ****ing sicko
#34
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Good. More centaur pussy for me.


sigged
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****in right budday! grunge is the shiite!

didnt read ur post tho so dont know what im agreeing to.

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Good. More centaur pussy for me.

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God bless you GrungeBeatle


#35
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I fapped to the picture of a centaur once. Then I came all over it and I realized it was my little brother's magazine.


sigged.
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#36
i cummed on my own face once on purpose :s
and also once i was about to cum and i was watching family guy and i laughed so hard that i couldn't come normally xD
#37
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i cummed on my own face once on purpose :s
and also once i was about to cum and i was watching family guy and i laughed so hard that i couldn't come normally xD



laughing and cumming is like drinking soda and pop rocks..it will kill you haha

and why were you fapping to family guy?


EDIT: you came on your own face..on purpose?
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#38
Sigged twice in one thread. I guess centaur fapping isn't considered as normal as i thought
#39
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Well no, not "/thread" at all.
This thread is about fapping moments that could have happened within your own privacy, whereas the other thread you didnt even bother to name properly discusses times when you have actually been caught.

I will also press "enter" thrice for emphasis.


Thar.

That thread quickly degenerated into "Funny Fapping Stories." The two threads are similar enough that this one isn't necessary.
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#40
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i cummed on my own face once on purpose :s
and also once i was about to cum and i was watching family guy and i laughed so hard that i couldn't come normally xD


you fap to family guy?!?!

hahahahhaa

not meg surely?
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