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#3
Wait. So...

Nice.....
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#6
My teacher told me that his Dad's suply did that once, she got a "WWII" movie from the closet, and he left the movie in his office, the WWII movie had the origanal beggining but was tapped over lol

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While there are many shocking aspects of this story, what we can't wrap our minds around is why you would want to watch porn in a public place anyway. To appreciate the plot lines?


haha
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#7
Oh wow, this is my neck of the woods. Very creepy indeed.
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#8
"He was just all into it, I don't even think he was paying attention to us, he was just all in his computer. We were making comments like 'Wow, what is he watching?' and that kind of stuff but I think he was too into it to even notice."

hahahaha
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#12
It sounds like bull shit tbh.. how do u forget that ure computer is plugged into the projector? surely you would see it there anyway, and the sound would be louder, no?
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#13
whats so weird about that, It could only be better though if it was a female teacher watching the porns.

I'd have to stay after class and reenact 3 of the 6 video clips.
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#14
I think I heard about something like this on UG...

Someones teacher got accidentally caught watching lesbian porn, in a situation similar to this. Then the UGer (whose name slipped my mind), consoled the crying teacher. The teacher was a woman.


Anyone else remember this?
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#16
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#17
When I was in middle school, a teacher was fired because a girl walked in on him jacking off to porn on his computer.
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#18
Noiiiiiiiice.
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#20
My biology teacher from a few years ago did something embarrassing. I wasn't in the class, she was talking about cell division, and there's a stage of the process known as cleavage. She wanted to show a picture of this during class, so, while her computer was hooked up to the projector, she searched the word on Google Images and,...you know.
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#21
What's the point of watching porn if you can't masturbate to it? Without that, it's just really bad acting and plotholes that could have been created by the LHC.
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#24
Hahahahahahahahaha
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#25
That would have been great if one of the girls had ran out of the room screaming that her teacher was trying to tie her up.
#26
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It sounds like bull shit tbh.. how do u forget that ure computer is plugged into the projector? surely you would see it there anyway, and the sound would be louder, no?

Why is it so hard to believe? Stop being a conspiracy theorist. How do you forget that the computer is plugged into a projector? Shit happens, its human. How would he see it on the projector? If you've been to a class before you'd notice that teachers sit facing the students and the students facing the teachers. He more than likely had it pointing to his back. For the sound? It's called a mute button.
#28
haha thts a funny story. ye well our biology teacher told us about this other biology teacher at a boys only school who told the kids to go to the toilets and collect seamen samples to test in an experiment... so all the kids went to the toilet, had a wank and brought back their cum... he got fired later the same day
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#29
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I swear this story was on here like a year ago.....


Pretty sure that was a different teacher. This one was doing it on purpose the other one did it by mistake. As it the porn was just on the computer when they turned it on not them looking at it while in class. (+ i think the other one was female)
#30
Some girls write a name on a piece of card, put it down their underwear so the name is visible then take a picture. A boy got some girls to do this and was getting something off our teacher so gave her his pen thing. She had the projector on and the whole class seen it. She started panicking and shouting "oh dear!".

I have never laughed so much in my entire school year.

EDIT:
To clarify; There was pictures of girls in their underwear, boy puts it on laptop which is linked up to projector, teacher shouts, pupils laugh.

My original wasn't very clear haha.
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#31
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Could somebody post the story here please

I cant read it coz my netgear firewall blocks it coz it says pr0ns in the URL


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We've joked about watching porn at work before, but if your job is teaching high school, you should probably save the hardcore videos for homework. A Phoenix photography teacher is currently under investigation for unwittingly showing pornography to a class of 13 students.

According to one of the lascivious lecturer's students, the teacher had connected his personal computer to a projector screen for a photography lesson. Apparently that fact slipped his mind while the students were working on an assignment. "He forgot the projector screen was turned on and he started watching porn and we were all just like sitting there shocked that he was watching this in front of the class," the student said.

The teenage students said they saw six video clips of what one student described as "torture porn, of like girls being tied up." When they tried to get their instructor's attention, he was too deeply engrossed in the porno to notice.

"He was just all into it, I don't even think he was paying attention to us, he was just all in his computer. We were making comments like 'Wow, what is he watching?' and that kind of stuff but I think he was too into it to even notice."

While there are many shocking aspects of this story, what we can't wrap our minds around is why you would want to watch porn in a public place anyway. To appreciate the plot lines?
There ya go
#32
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Could somebody post the story here please

I cant read it coz my netgear firewall blocks it coz it says pr0ns in the URL

Here:

We've joked about watching porn at work before, but if your job is teaching high school, you should probably save the hardcore videos for homework. A Phoenix photography teacher is currently under investigation for unwittingly showing pornography to a class of 13 students.

According to one of the lascivious lecturer's students, the teacher had connected his personal computer to a projector screen for a photography lesson. Apparently that fact slipped his mind while the students were working on an assignment. "He forgot the projector screen was turned on and he started watching porn and we were all just like sitting there shocked that he was watching this in front of the class," the student said.

The teenage students said they saw six video clips of what one student described as "torture porn, of like girls being tied up." When they tried to get their instructor's attention, he was too deeply engrossed in the porno to notice.

"He was just all into it, I don't even think he was paying attention to us, he was just all in his computer. We were making comments like 'Wow, what is he watching?' and that kind of stuff but I think he was too into it to even notice."

While there are many shocking aspects of this story, what we can't wrap our minds around is why you would want to watch porn in a public place anyway. To appreciate the plot lines?

Happy?

EDIT:^You son of a bitch....
#34
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Some girls write a name on a piece of card, put it down their underwear so the name is visible then take a picture. A boy got some girls to do this and was getting something off our teacher so gave her his pen thing. She had the projector on and the whole class seen it. She started panicking and shouting "oh dear!".

I have never laughed so much in my entire school year.


wtf i can't understand what your are talking about????
#35
Seriously, torture porn? What bad taste.
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#36
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wtf i can't understand what your are talking about????


There was pictures of girls in their underwear, boy puts it on laptop which is linked up to projector, teacher shouts, pupils laugh.

I'm tired leave me alone.
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#37
Only thing i ever showed up on a projector was my background. Most of the professors at my college were always shocked and like that should never be up on the screen at a college. Funny part was i didn't even have a pirated version on the laptop i had it on.

#38
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whats so weird about that, It could only be better though if it was a female teacher watching the porns.

I'd have to stay after class and reenact 3 of the 6 video clips.



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#40
My health teacher showed us what the penis and vagina look like with cirtain std's, some kids freaked out but it wasnt that bad at all
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