#1
What are your favourite simple pleasures in life?

This being the Pit, fapping and rape are a given.
"Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care"

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#5
inb4fap

Edit: I'll read your post next time TS
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#7
when you get in relaxed mode with some good friends (y) sentimental but hey.
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"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#9
Coffee, the nectar of the GODS.
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#10
really heavy rain, music, being alone, food
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#11
Enjoying silence every once and a while.
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#12
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+1


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Damn , I can stay in bed for an entire day
#14
play guitar, listen some good music, be with the person i love...fap.
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#15
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when you get in relaxed mode with some good friends (y) sentimental but hey.


It's all you need rocker.
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#16
gettin power back after a hurricane knocks it out for awhile.
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#21
waking up realising you don't have to get up for ages. walking in snow all wrapped up. just strumming an acoustic for ages not particularly playing anything in particular
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#27
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really heavy rain, music, being alone, food


That, and stormy days, tea, coffee, Japan Express Teriyaki Tofu with Noodles and white sauce..
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#28
hmm, music, guitar, being with my girl, sleeping, idk if snowboarding is a simple pleasure but that too.
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#29
Cake.
Muse.
Dire Straits.
Having sex.
General Tao.
Chicken Bacon Ranch Subway Sandwich.
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#30
Sleeping, good loud music, sunny days, great friends, a good jam.
"Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care"

Fender Strat/Tokai LS80>few pedals>Orange Rocker 30
#32
Playing guitar for ages and getting really sweaty, then going to your back door with just shorts on and feeling the cool night breeze.
#34
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dude me too!
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#35
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Cake.
Muse.
Dire Straits Having sex.
General Tao.
Chicken Bacon Ranch Subway Sandwich.


Sorry I just had to.
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#36
being smiled at is nice, especially if its a girl doing it ( a hot/cute one)
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#37
intercourse is pretty nice...
making out with girls yeah...
guitar
storms
bad movies
and tea
#38
Singing along to Def Leppard ballads in a candle-lit bathroom while having a shit.
It's so surreal.
#39
music, talking with a close friend, laughter, barbeques/beach/parks/outdoors stuff, storms, small-time catastrophes that break us out of the norm, sitting around in a comfy chair in some place i don't spend much time and doing nothing.


My mind is going. I can feel it.
#40
My life is one big simple pleasure.

Including:

Red Koolaid
green olives
Wikipedia
Cracked.com
grilling a $3 steak
slip ons with no socks in perfect Florida weather (extremely rare)
wind blowing through tall pine trees
coffee after a big meal
playing a good strategy PC game all night
FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!
my mom's pecan pies

I could probably go on for awhile. I really am high on life. And the best part is that although I have many simple pleasures, my life is also taking big steps forward towards my goals.
We're only strays.