Poll: Which is better
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View poll results: Which is better
a good wank
86 75%
a long, satisfying dump
27 24%
Voters: 114.
#1
So yeah. which do you guys prefer?
Gear:
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Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#7
i believe the term is "fap" but yeah, dump = good wank = orgasmic (...)
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#9
Quote by danlally
both at the same time. better than sex


As you push really hard, you piss all over yourself. If you time it right though, the climax is epic.
#11
Ugh... So hard to choose...

A long satisfying dump while wanking it?

EDIT: Nevermind someone else said it.
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I'm bringing farts back!
#12
I've never taken a "long, satisfying dump".


I don't see how people can read while on the can. I sit down, I do business, and I'm gone. No waiting around for it, or relaxing, etc. I'm there to take a shit, and that's what I do.
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#14
Quote by ViperScale
so 15 guys and 2 girls have voted so far?


nah i voted for the dump. maybe i'm just not fapping right
Gear:
PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#18
lol *head explodes*
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
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Quote by Devopast
This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#20
Quote by Old Vendetta\m/
girls dont poop. i refuse to believe it.

someone missed the month of everyone watching and talking about 2girls1cup

but thats beside the point.
why not do both?
I breathe air.
#21
Quote by fallenangel20
I've never taken a "long, satisfying dump".

I sit down, I do business, and I'm gone. No waiting around for it, or relaxing, etc. I'm there to take a shit, and that's what I do.



+1
Gibson SG Standard
Dean Avalanche
Line 6 Spider II 30
Dunlop SW-95 Slash Wah

Velvet Revolver/Alice in Chains- 10/7/07
Foo Fighters - 1/17/08
Pearl Jam - 6/12/08
Stone Temple Pilots- 8/22/08
#23
Why choose between them when you can do both at the same time?
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
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#27
Quote by Ragen
As you push really hard, you piss all over yourself. If you time it right though, the climax is epic.


That is disgustingly hilarious in epic proportions.
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too