#1
my mom just made this really bad looking dinner what do i say t get out of eating dinner
#2
inb4 rape, i cum blood, ect...


also.... pretend to not feel good, or just say you're not hungry, but snack laterz
#3
You're not hungry????
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#5
Shouldn't you be eating dinner right now?
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#7
Tell her you're sick. With AIDs.
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#9
Get in one little fight. She'll get scared and send you to move in with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air.
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#10
cant eat that, just got down with the sickness!
madness has now come over me!
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#11
Throw it in her face, and she'll be stunned. Then roundhouse kick her in the face, and when she's knocked out, teabag her.
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
#12
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mom: eat this
you: no
mom: why
you: it looks nasty


problem solved


i really needed to smile. that did the trick, thx
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#15
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Try it. She worked hard to make that for you. I'm sure it won't kill you.


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#16
"No Lisa, but I sure dont wanna eat this crappy breakfast" wink wink
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#17
do a barrel roll
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#19
don't ever tell your mother you just don't feel like eating. Odds are she has a job and came home and spent plenty of time trying to prepare a good meal for you. Man up and eat it
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#22
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it was yummy


What the fvck was the point of this thread then?

Thanks for wasting all of our time.
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There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


Vote here to help me get to BC!
#24
Just be glad you have someone who puts in the time and effort to make you food.
#25
pics?
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#26
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see? next time, don't worry about what it looks like, just try it and see


doesn't only work for food!



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#27
this thread made me lol


Thank you.
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