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sexy time!
34 51%
business time!
33 49%
Voters: 67.
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#1
ok what i mean by this is would you rather be really successful in all ways but never ever have sex...

or would you rather be a complete loser but get laid by the hottest girls on earth?


yes i know sex=success...but im not talking about it like that
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
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This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#7
Quote by FortuneFaded
success cuz then you can masturbate with all your money

This man made a very good point. I agree with him.
#8
Quote by FortuneFaded
success cuz then you can masturbate with all your money



HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Quote by jsbud11
Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#9
I don't really give a shit about sex as it is. I have no libido hah. So success it is!
#10
Sex, I'm not particularly concerned with money or a successful business. Neither will 'bring me happiness', but I think sex is a better chance there.
#11
How would a poor loser be having sex with all the hottest girls in the world?
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#12
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Success.

Bagels ftw.


+1

butters in the fridge
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#13
sex just because it's the first thing i saw coming into this thread >.<
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#18
If I'm so successful as you say, with all the money in world. Then won't the hottest girls be frolicking all around me like a bunch of asian nerds around an advanced calculus problem?
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#20
it's almost impossible to be successful and not get laid.
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lmao XxGloriousxX is a genius

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You guys fail. Except for you Glorious. You win.

Once again.
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I would shoot them to death yes, but trying to aim for non-leathal, hoping they live.

which one is it Guitarfreak777?
#21
Quote by XxGloriousxX
it's almost impossible to be successful and not get laid.

Wrong, Just look at me!!!



#22
success, i could still get a bj
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Pies? You're the drunk one!
#23
i said almost, sorry mate. try harder?
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lmao XxGloriousxX is a genius

Quote by Pinky19
You guys fail. Except for you Glorious. You win.

Once again.
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I would shoot them to death yes, but trying to aim for non-leathal, hoping they live.

which one is it Guitarfreak777?
#27
This totally reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when George's GF has mono, so he doesn't have sex, and he becomes a genius lol.
We're only strays.
#28
Succsex!
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You'll Never Walk Alone
#31
Quote by af_the_fragile
I don't get that........


it's an older american show.
Quote by yellowfrizbee
lmao XxGloriousxX is a genius

Quote by Pinky19
You guys fail. Except for you Glorious. You win.

Once again.
Quote by Guitarfreak777
I would shoot them to death yes, but trying to aim for non-leathal, hoping they live.

which one is it Guitarfreak777?
#33
Sex is success.
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#35
Id choose to have success. How else would my career as a porn star take off?
#36
Quote by af_the_fragile
explain?


it's a show basically about 2 teenage (maybe 16-18) boys who are idiots. they party, listen to rock, and try to get laid all the time. it's basically your average pit dweller in real life.
Quote by yellowfrizbee
lmao XxGloriousxX is a genius

Quote by Pinky19
You guys fail. Except for you Glorious. You win.

Once again.
Quote by Guitarfreak777
I would shoot them to death yes, but trying to aim for non-leathal, hoping they live.

which one is it Guitarfreak777?
#37
Quote by XxGloriousxX
it's a show basically about 2 teenage (maybe 16-18) boys who are idiots. they party, listen to rock, and try to get laid all the time. it's basically your average pit dweller in real life.

cool!
#40
This question kinda fails IMO dude. See, if you were a success, it would stand to reason you'd have quite a lot of money, in which case, you could PAY to have sex wth the hottest women ever.

Unless, to be successful you had to cut your dick off, in which case, i would certainly go sex, as i wouldnt want to live without my Chap!

Needs moar infrmationzzzzz
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