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#1
I now know the meaning of this term. I suddenly had to poop REALLY bad after getting a voicemail that scared me really bad. Not like horror movie scared, but more like what the f*uck am i going to do scary...any similar experiences with sudden realization of what certain terms mean, or almost literally getting the sh*t scared out of you?
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#4
You are now obligated to tell us what the voicemail said.
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#7
ok the voicemail isnt a big deal, more drama than anything, but whats important is that i just took a huge dump
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#8
Yeah, when I found out that my car had a blown headgasket, I shit a brick.

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#9
I remember one time this kid was skateboarding and he sucked a fat one. He fell off and launched the skateboard directly towards this tiny dog. The dog flipped a shit (quite literally), avoided the skateboard, and crapped all over the pavement he was so frightened.
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D: D: D:

peer pressure!!!!
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#14
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Dude shit isn't censored anymore. No longer shall * be needed. "i" has been liberated. And it has been a long time coming damnit!

Yeah, I noticed that too. But back to the subject at hand, what did the message say?

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#15
Is shit really not censored?

And tell us now. plz.
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#16
When I crashed my parents minivan. Scared the shit out of me.
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#17
What did zee message of shitting say?
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TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

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#18
it was just something with my girlfriend saying "dont talk to me tomorrow, dont talk to me on sunday if i call, i dont want to talk to you, i knew you'd just play my ass"

all about something that i never said, that some people made up because of some reason. but i just talked to her and she was wasted off of her ass because she was pissed off....but most importantly i dont have to poop anymore
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it was just something with my girlfriend saying "dont talk to me tomorrow, dont talk to me on sunday if i call, i dont want to talk to you, i knew you'd just play my ass"


Well in your defense I would "play her ass" too if you get my meaning.
#21
Was her ass related to shit somehow? Perhaps that was what set you off.

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#23
yeah, like i said, didnt need to be said exactly for you to get what i felt. just teenager drama
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#25
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If her ass was related to his shit then it is true love amirite?

Right, but we will only truley know if he plays with his ass and she gets a hard-on.

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#27
=\ wat.
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#31
Quote by RU Experienced?
That's hardly cause to crap yourself, TS. I think you need to turn in your man card.

The lettering is darling, have you done caligraphy?

Oh and TS I think that your girlfirends second personality is gay. That's why she doesn't want you to call her. Don't worry she'll get over it, being gay is a pain in the ass.

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Last edited by TOAOIsaac at Sep 19, 2008,
#32
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The dog flipped a shit (quite literally), avoided the skateboard, and crapped all over the pavement he was so frightened.

sigged, that was awesome.
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#36
I want to play with her ass. But playing with a chicks ass never really did make me shit.

/fap.
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#37
Well, I was playing CS:S earlier this morning and some ****er came out of nowhere and scared the ****ing shit out of me.

But I ****ing headshotted the bitch. Ninja-reflexes FTW!
#38
This thread is stupid. Did u ever think that maybe u just had to shit anyway. I didnt know it was weird to have to shit every once in a while.
#39
Once I took laxatives.....


I shit liquid bricks
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