Poll: do you like yo momma jokes
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View poll results: do you like yo momma jokes
yeah they're cool
18 28%
no they're suckage
27 42%
WTF is a chup?
18 28%
Voters: 64.
#1
Well Pit, do you like "Your Mum/Mom" jokes?

as in

"Hey shaun, whats up?"
"Nothin' much."
*opens up bag of chups, and pulls out huge as chup*
"Aw, this is way too big for me to fit in my mouth"
"Thats what your mum said last night"


yeah, like that.

adding poll as soon as i add it.
#3
As immature as they are, I do find them to be amusing sometimes.
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#4
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Well Pit, do you like "Your Mum/Mom" jokes?

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My mum's dead


Leave, TS, you insensitive bastard!
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...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.


#5
Only when used ironically, when smashed off your tits.

'Mike, it's 4:30, I have to go- I've got college tomorrow'
'oh man, that's gay in the face'
'your mum is gay in the face, mate. She's gay in my face.'
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#7
I voted they suck..........


but I still use em.
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#8
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I voted they suck..........


but I still use em.

Your mum sucks, but I still used her.
#9
honestly they piss me off more than almost anything else.
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#11
I pissed on your mum's face and she liked it.
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#14
Best instance I've heard it used, is for no reason.
When getting ID'd at a club. "Got any ID?".."Ask your mum how old I am" or "Left it on your mum's bed"
#15
Quote by Doug_Funnie
Best instance I've heard it used, is for no reason.
When getting ID'd at a club. "Got any ID?".."Ask your mum how old I am" or "Left it on your mum's bed"


I'd try that, but all the bouncers around here are about 25 stone.
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#16
Quote by SmarterChild
Your mum sucks, but I still used her.


that's partly the reason why i use her
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I only judge people based upon the color of their skin.


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id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
#17
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I'd try that, but all the bouncers around here are about 25 stone.

I'd try your mum, but she's 25 stone.


#18
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
My mum's dead



I'm sorry about that, by the way. She said she could deep throat, and I took her by her word.


May she rest in peace.
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#19
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
My mum's dead


*unzips fly*

arrr yeaaaaah
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I only judge people based upon the color of their skin.


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id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
#20
Quote by SmarterChild
I'd try your mum, but she's 25 stone.




More mam for the slam.
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#21
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I'm sorry about that, by the way. She said she could deep throat, and I took her by her word.


May she rest in peace.

rest is piss?? o.O
#22
Quote by nimrod_hahahaha
*unzips fly*

arrr yeaaaaah


"thats what your mother said while we performed Sexual intercourse upon each other, in a manner of different positions"

I didn't like getting the birds and the bees talk
#23
i assume your taking the piss out of Islanders by saying "chup" I guessed you were a New Zealander from that
#24
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i assume your taking the piss out of Islanders by saying "chup" I guessed you were a New Zealander from that


Are you a new zealander?
#27
I didn't use to care, but there's this guy who hangs around us who makes your mum jokes ALL THE FREAKING TIME!!! Seriously, the moment you say something he makes a f*cking your mum joke. These days, whenever he makes one I touch his arse, grope his crotch...basically act gay to him.
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#28
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I didn't use to care, but there's this guy who hangs around us who makes your mum jokes ALL THE FREAKING TIME!!! Seriously, the moment you say something he makes a f*cking your mum joke. These days, whenever he makes one I touch his arse, grope his crotch...basically act gay to him.


You felt a guys manjunk?
#29
Quote by shadow__666
I didn't use to care, but there's this guy who hangs around us who makes your mum jokes ALL THE FREAKING TIME!!! Seriously, the moment you say something he makes a f*cking your mum joke. These days, whenever he makes one I touch his arse, grope his crotch...basically act gay to him.

How exactly does that help?