Poll: Who would you like to have stick their nipple in your ear
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View poll results: Who would you like to have stick their nipple in your ear
Chiaki Kuriyama ( hot chick with mace from kill bill )
2 3%
Kou Shibasaki ( hot psycho chick from battle royal )
4 6%
Lucy Liu
7 11%
Hermione
51 80%
Voters: 64.
#2
Why the hell not.


...Oh, I misread it.

Your mum.
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#4
your mom

EDIT: WHOA i didn't see those last two posts when i put your mom and coincedentally they did all involve his mother
#9
What's up with the nipple-in-the-ear thing, Machine_Gun_Cat?

Anyways - your mom (seeing it's the most popular way to go )
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...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.


#10
I dunno people didn't appreciate my great Idea in my Ramen thread, And recently I was trying to describe the awesomeness of a song I liked to a friend as being like a hot asian chick ****ing you in the ear and the only protruding female sexual thing I could think of at the time to back it up was a nipple
#11
Oddly enough, my girlfriend's name is Hermione. No joke. So I choose her

Edit: Actually, she probably the only person in the world who would consider doing that for me, for whatever reason. So there you have it.
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#13
Quote by Machine Gun Cat
Y is everybody voting Hermione I put that in to take the piss

Well, is your mum's name Hermione?
#21
13 votes for your mum TS (if i can count, i probably can't) better go tell her she needs to get her nipples out on UG
#22
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Kensai, but I'd settle for Metacarpi.


We'd make this super sexy.
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#25
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#29
Ta Mere
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#30
Quote by Survivalism
Your signature contains three of the dumbest statements in history.


Agreed, I don't think he actually believes them, he just wants people to say things like that and start arguements. That's why I hadn't mentioned it before now.
#31
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Agreed, I don't think he actually believes them, he just wants people to say things like that and start arguements. That's why I hadn't mentioned it before now.


Oh. Well. Sry guise.
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#37
Quote by Survivalism
Oh. Well. Sry guise.


Nah, it's fine, that guys sig had annoyed me since I saw it, but I knew what he was trying to do, so I didn't mention it. Thankyou for mentioning it though, so I could voice my opinion without starting it.