#1
Do any of you UGers work at a fast food place? Do any of you UGer's eat regularly at fast food joints? Well, share some sickening stories you have experienced.


(back when I used to eat dairy)
Mine - I found a few hairs in a quesadilla, and once I bought a quesadilla that didn't have any cheese in it
#2
That's not a ****ing horror story.

My mum's friend had to go to hospital and have her stomach pumped because her KFC bucket had rat meat in.
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#3
I once drank a milkshake that had more semen than milk in it. That's why I tend to avoid fast food.
#4
Once I bit into a McChicken and found that the chicken patty was a sponge. I switched to Big Macs after that.
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Once I bit into a McChicken and found that the chicken patty was a sponge. I switched to Big Macs after that.




When the first Mcdonalds opened in fiji, someone found maggots in their mcnuggets, according to my mum.
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#7
One time I found a human body in my cheeseburger.

Nonetheless i ended up eating it.. Mmm.
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#9
I got a side salad at McDonald's once and there was a grasshopper in it. Needless to say, I haven't eaten a salad since.
#11
one time at mcdonald's i found actual meat in my burger. needless to say, i complained and i now only go to KFC and burger king.

in all seriousness though, i once found a battered chicken ribcage in a kfc bucket. didn't put me off, but it was kind of weird
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#12
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Lmao, awesome Family guy qote , there was an article in the aper a year or two ago where someone found a battered chicken head in the chicken nugget pack, thats why i stick to subway lol
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one time at mcdonald's i found actual meat in my burger. needless to say, i complained and i now only go to KFC and burger king.

in all seriousness though, i once found a battered chicken ribcage in a kfc bucket. didn't put me off, but it was kind of weird


you would be surprised at how often that occurs
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#16
found a chicken foot in my KFC burger
i also wasnt trained properly when i used to work at HJ's, so i accidently cut some of my finger off while i was cleaning this massive tomato cutter
so yeah, it may have got somewhere into a burger, im not sure
i quit pretty much straight after that, the place was disgusting, i was so lucky i didnt get an infection in my cut
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#19
i work at a chicken place and this isb't really a horror story, but you know those things in the back where they send the chips and burgers and stuff down, them rollers?

well this guy i work with decided to clean them and 6398467856503456 stale chips came out when he shook it upside down, from then on the customers were baffled by a mysterious crunching whenever a kitchenhand moved around
#20
I work at Macdonalds!

just a summer job, mind, before i go back to uni.

chicken gets cooked and left for hours before it actually gets sold
the same happens with burgers if its a slow day
the other day it took me 3 attempts to get some ladys special order right.

its just not nice to eat there once you've seen how everythings made and what everything individual piece looks like.
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