#1
Ever had one of those moments when

A) It feels like your balls have receded into your body

B) you sit on your balls, and it feels like they popped

C) You're playing something and then start sweating for no reason

D) Get an erection just before you have to get up in class, or go to your next one

E) Get caught looking at your male teachers ass

F) Accidentally said something mean

G) Farted, and pretended it was the fat kid next to you

H) Laughed at the fat kid for farting

I) Messed up something really simple, like spelling somehting worng

J) Felt another guys package on accident, and both of you knew that you did, but neither of you wanted to say it out loud

K) Made a racist joke, just as a group of 20 big Maoris and assorted Islanders are walking behind you

L) Made a lame joke, and then have everyone look at you

M) Pretended to be gay, just as the girl you like walks past

N) Been peeing in the urinal just as a black guy comes in

O) Then started crying for some strange reason....

P) Been wanking when your parents walked in on you, only to pretend you were doing something else

Q) Been wanking when your parents walked in on you

R) Been playing guitar with your back to the door and be playing a really long song, and then turn around and realise your parents have been there the whole time

S) Gone to bed, before you realise that its 4:00 in the afternoon

T) Gone to school in uniform on a mufti day

D) Gone to school in uniform on a mufti day, only to realise your mistake and quickly go home and change

U) Accuse someone of having an STD, just as your annual Check-Up results get read out

V) Be wrestling another guy, then realise how gay it must look, but not wanting to stop because you wish to show your superior male dominance over the other male

W) Make fun of another persons accent

X) Lie about your penis size

Y) Get insulted by your teacher

Z) Get told to get a life by someone in the pit

There, pit 27 moments,

which ones have you had, and which ones can you come up with a hysterically comical answer?
#6
Isn't that clever how whomever made that put a D after S and T?....No.... No it's not...
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correct; well done this isnt myspace, this is infact UG.
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#8
Quote by uk.mace
yes i have
EDIT: wait what? 27 moments? there's 26 letters in the alphabet!


WTF has the alphabet got to do with this?

and to the guy who picked up on the STD joke...

you know you were looking for it...

you're just as bad as me...
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Quote by uk.mace

EDIT: wait what? 27 moments? there's 26 letters in the alphabet!


Lol xD
TS, you fail.

And yes, I have experienced many of these moments rofl.
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#10
Quote by devourke
and to the guy who picked up on the STD joke...

you know you were looking for it...

you're just as bad as me...

No. No I wasn't. I wanted to be able to call someone stupid for saying 27 when it was the alphabet. Fortunately, I still get to call someone stupid for creating it. Also for posting something clearly taken from MySpace on a non-MySpace site...
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No. No I wasn't. I wanted to be able to call someone stupid for saying 27 when it was the alphabet. Fortunately, I still get to call someone stupid for creating it. Also for posting something clearly taken from MySpace on a non-MySpace site...



This may not be Myspace, But its Mythread, now GTFO
#13
@devourke: lol fail
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Quote by uk.mace
yes i have
EDIT: wait what? 27 moments? there's 26 letters in the alphabet!


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Yes we have, we just know it isn't funny/witty enough to bother commenting about.


Oh, I beg to differ
#18
Quote by ClementWave
Yes we have, we just know it isn't funny/witty enough to bother commenting about.


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He was pointing out that you fail, he never mentioned it was funny.


...The point I was making is that, he bothered to comment about it.
#19
I exactly did a)-z)
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I exactly did a)-z)


I think you need to go back to preschool.

theres only one "d" in between a and z
#21
i had no idea we had 27 letters in the alphabet and there's a D after T

you do learn something everyday!
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E) Get caught looking at your male teachers ass


I'm not gay...

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N) Been peeing in the urinal just as a black guy comes in

O) Then started crying for some strange reason....


Or racist.

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X) Lie about your penis size



No thanks, don't need to.

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Y) Get insulted by your teacher


I'm pretty sure I could own my teachers.
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