#1
My little brother just sent me a text saying i have no friends lol so i am trying to get as many replies as i can to shove it in that little 8 year old basterds face
#2
Relationship thread.
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#8
coming on here to prove you have friends is not really helping your cause there champ
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#10
Why don't you sell your brother into slavery in Egypt, then you can come crawling back in 20 years when you are struck by a famine, then he can demand that you say you have no friends or else you get no food.

wat?
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#12
Kids have the darnedest way of telling it like it is.
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#13
We're not really your friends, we just post here to discuss things.
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#14
tell your mommy that your little brother is being a big meany!
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#15
after that crappy party you threw with no reefer. we are not friends.
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#16
He's 8, kick him in the face.
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#18
wow dude ur 17 almost 18 and ur trying to show ur 8 year old brother that u have friends. u need help get off ug and socialize with as many people as possible. internet friends aren't real friends btw. i'm also not ur friend either.
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#19
If you have mates, why are you bothered?

And if you dont, hes got a point..
#20
Here's from friendly advise instead of my friendship:

Punch the stupid ****er. Knock him on his ass and let his friends laugh.
#23
We were friends, but your mom's last check bounced...
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#24
Uh UG is not your friend.
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#25
Surely the more people who you know online, it's more likely the less friends you actually have?
#26
What the hell does your 8 year old brother need a cell phone for?!?!
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#27
If that really offended you, you must not have any friends
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#28
It's times like these when i miss the pear..
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#34
I'll be your friend

lol
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#35
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Go to google images and search 'LOL WUT?' pear and post it here!

do what he said.now.
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#36
Wow 35 people posted and only one agreed to be your friend...

I'm afraid I have to agree with your little brother. He probably has a bigger weiner than you.
#37
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He probably has a bigger weiner than you.



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