#1
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So I've got an audition for A Christmas Carol on monday and I need to have a 1 minute monologue prepared and memorized, any suggestions? My acting skills are probably better suited for a comedic role, but I'm open to a serious role as well.
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#2
Go watch Charlie Bartlett and do that monologue
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#4
The French castle guard from Monty Python.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
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v for vendetta monologue
Living is easy with eyes closed...
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#6
You could do the last part of Annie Hall, where Woody Allen (as Alvy Singer) talks about his relationship with Annie. It goes like this:

"After that it got pretty late, and we both had to go, but it was great seeing Annie again. I... I realized what a terrific person she was, and... and how much fun it was just knowing her; and I... I, I thought of that old joke, y'know, the, this... this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, 'Doc, uh, my brother's crazy; he thinks he's a chicken.' And, uh, the doctor says, 'Well, why don't you turn him in?' The guy says, 'I would, but I need the eggs.' Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y'know, they're totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and... but, uh, I guess we keep goin' through it because, uh, most of us... need the eggs."

Comedic, but serious at the same time.

Alternately, you could do Silent Bob's or Holden's monologues from Chasing Amy. Although you'll have to cut the Silent Bob one down a bit and edit it for language, it is one of the great ones and could show off some range.
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thanks guys (bump)
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#8
You could also do one of the three Hamlet's monologues from Hamlet.
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"You're Distracting Me"

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The Shining.
#11
The Aristocrats

...modes and scales are still useless.


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